Ari Gold

if it floats, flys, or fucks lease it.

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

Attention all Uber drivers: SHUT THE FUCK UP. If I wanted to talk to u I wouldn’t have thrown up in your backseat

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

The terrorists won

[Rojo McDumpsack @sackchiller]

Rory McIlroy brutally visormogged by American Patriot Cashmere Keith

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

@CFC_Ando @LukeRecipient Beta tested in the GC

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

Make Larry David live forever

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

@DonnieAzoff1850 Kind of a banger here Donnie

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

Posting AI slop on LinkedIn should result in flogging

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Ted Pick supremacy

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

This is the worst influencer on the world currently

[Blair Wheeler @BlairjWheeler]

I might not win the skins but I’m going to win best dressed @johnnieO

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

@CFC_Ando Behind the Vikings pants day tho?

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

@g_strokez @CFC_Ando @Dom_tcu

This community man 📈

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

I thought this shit would do numbers

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

You can take the dash out of the minority but not the minority out of the dash

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

Intern said he liked my Peter Millar… bro it’s been Holderness since the big 2024, catch up

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

You can take the dash out of the minority but not the minority out of the dash

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

For the last 6 years I’ve been buying well-run small businesses for 5x earnings.

In the first 30 days, I take the websites offline, move the companies to sad office parks with drop ceilings, install fax machines at the front desk, and bringing in 75 year old actors to pose as the CEO.

I then sell the companies to people with MBAs for 10x revenue so that they can feel useful “turning the company around”

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

@Dom_tcu A banger from Dom!

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

Hearing a lot abt this lax to finance pipeline…

my culture is not your costume, go back to thrifting T-100 polos

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

@Dom_tcu Solid tweet here Dom

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

Kiffin sending streaks to middle left

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Hot Yoga at 6 am was the most painful thing ever, and I’m a guy who had my hand squeezed by my wife through Three (3) childbirths

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

PGA Championship itching to make an upside down letter “Moving Day” hat

[Ari Gold @DCF_Ari]

I like my shit to start with 18