Most Excellent Theophilus

Friend of God, Wealthy 1st Century Gentile | Reformed Theology, Conservative Southerner, Bitcoin, AI

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

250 years ago our greatest grandfathers beat the dogshit out of the most powerful military on the planet over a 3% tax and now we can’t deport 100 million immigrants that hate us because women and gays think it would be mean

[Ryan Selkis 👤 @Selkis_2028]

Mamdani makes me more sympathetic to the Crusades. A+ decision by the popes.

[Dax McCarty @DaxMcCarty11]

Feast your eyes on not just the goal of this World Cup, but one of the best goals in World Cup history. Consider the stakes, the moment, the technique. Are you kidding me?!? 🇨🇻

[RAH-66 COMANCHE @rah_66_comanche]

We've gotta figure out some Japanese holiday we can celebrate to pay them back for this, it's absurd.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Unbelievable tweet

[More Dad than You @XtremelyDad]

@JapanEmbDC @philthatremains “Our friendship is stronger than ever”

“Agreed”

“Fren”

“Fren”

[Most Excellent Theophilus @LukeRecipient]

I love Japan and cherry blossoms

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Japan declares its friendship with the U.S. is “stronger than ever” as it gifts an additional 250 cherry blossom trees.

[Adam Livingston @AdamBLiv]

MSTR is already back up to a 1.16x CEBE mNAV.

$1.7 billion of MSTR trading volume in the first three hours.

Strategy should ABSOLUTELY sell more MSTR shares for cash, boost the USD reserve by another 6 months, and get the STRC machine turned back on.

All of a sudden, in the span of one month, Saylor bought back more than 100x the Bitcoin he sold, paid off $1.38 billion of debt, replenished the cash reserve and THEN SOME, all while Bitcoin nuked by $23k.

The bears have no idea what they are talking about and they are all insane.

Strategy is structurally unassailable.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

The Passion of the Christ will be in theaters September 10–17, digitally remastered in 4K, with tickets going on sale July 24.

[Most Excellent Theophilus @LukeRecipient]

@sola_chad Bad take. Religious freedom is exactly what God designed when he put Adam and Eve in the garden, giving them the option to stay in His presence or eat the fruit to separate themselves from Him.

God gave us free will, which is—by definition—religious freedom.

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

nigga holy shit

[Most Excellent Theophilus @LukeRecipient]

Please God quit mutilating and thinking about mutilating and legislating mutilating children.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

As the Supreme Court says states can be cruel to trans kids, my message is clear:

Here in Minnesota, we stand with and value our trans neighbors and youth.

[Most Excellent Theophilus @LukeRecipient]

@AdamBLiv The Shakespeare of Finance

[Nash™️ @nashvegas__]

Unforgettable. You truly have a about 5-6 yards to get him down or it was over.

[𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️ @sola_chad]

“Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.”

-John Adams

[Most Excellent Theophilus @LukeRecipient]

We gotta rethink the whole “Humans came from sea lizards a long time” idea

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

South Park has always had such an exquisite way of explaining complex matters.

This time it’s the ‘Theory of Evolution’.