Dave

Bartender. Fisherman. Soccer Geek.

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@lukeburgis Congratulations on #2! Happy for you man.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

If there is an afterlife, may Ozzy be reunited with Randy so they can make the music the angels were destined to hear.

I miss you already.

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@FrozoneFlores This is fantastic stat work. Mac the Knife!

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@UCSDmbb More votes in the Coaches Poll. And ranked 35 on KenPom!

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@UCSDmbb Team looked great. Proud of the boys!

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@TriumphICDHQ This dork is so online he doesn’t realize calling people “NPC’s” is weird.

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@smile_2_day @wmata @alanhenney @RealTimeNews10 @WashProbs What the fuck? How do you even do that?

[Dave @DCGonzo]

Good God this is a banger…happy Friday!

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@BarredinDC @TheAtlantisDC Those are magnometers, or “Mags”. They asked Dave Grohl if they could put Mags on the sidewalk and he said “Hell yeah! Those guys rock!” He thought they were talking about the Cro-Mags, the kickass punk band @realcromags #truestory #punkrocklegend #publicpropertyviolation #ohDave

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@HipMrBully @darrinbaker @Super70sSports Wow my whole life I thought Total Eclipse sounded like a Meatloaf song…I need to check out this Steinman guy.

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@josephsreed @kexp I’m a WWOZ guy, but it looks like I’ll have to check out EXP. Shout out WETA!

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@lukeburgis Cowboy TV. Nothing better. Provides a primal sense of peace and wonder.

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@josephsreed So this is the second worst thing to ever happen at that Shaw’s?

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@tommybindc @jsidman I’m co-signing this tweet. Best I’ve found are the spicy scarparielllo wings at Carmine’s… if you feel like dropping $40!

[Dave @DCGonzo]

How did you type this drivel using your blood covered fingers? I have dead friends because of your propagandist speechwriting. 20th anniversary? Of death?

[David Frum @davidfrum]

My reflections on 20th anniversary of Iraq War https://t.co/nPd7I7B5Do

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@justintrawick I think @drambuie should sponsor your next tour!

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@josephsreed They had Fleetwood Mac? Everything else was defendable TBH. It was the 70’s man! Croce, Lightfoot, but drew the line at Fogelberg. Admirable, really.

[Earl The Pearl Monroe @RealEarlMonroe]

Excited for @nyknicks to start playoff run tonight. But first, I'm going to tell you about my soccer days. Even kicked it around with @Pele when he played for @NYCosmos

[Dave @DCGonzo]

@jonahfreedman Best Soccer analysis I’ve seen written by a Freedman TBH

[Eleanor #DCStatehood Holmes Norton @EleanorNorton]

National election days are stark reminders of the injustice of the nearly 700,000 DC residents, who pay the same federal taxes as residents of states, having no voting representation in Congress and only limited, revocable local self-governing authority.