DCI Bastard Litton

Names Derek, otherwise known as DCI Bastard Litton from Twitter Regional Crime Squad. Hard Bastard, ladies man and all round decent geezer.

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@julieanneda all I did was call him a *unt when he was arguing with Gene.

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@pheonix_rising_ @LilPingu999 good.

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@pheonix_rising_ @LilPingu999 no no. Not been on line for few days. Old tweets.

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@julieanneda idiot. Has some issues!

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@LilPingu999 I know just the man. I will speak with DCI Hunt later.

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@LilPingu999 Broxtedmax bloke has issues!

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

Just blocked a pathetic excuse of a man! Don't need tweets like that. #tosser

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@DCIGeneHunt_ @ShedStoker @dci_johnluther @chestylarue73 no comment Gene. I told you that in confidence. #grass

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@ChestyLaRue73 thanks for the mention. I've been told to watch you so ill be keeping a close eye on you.

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@dcigenehunt_ Gene ignore that Boxted cunt. Keep making him create new accounts!

[HC @PCHell147]

The 7 dwarfs of PMT - Itchy,Bitchy,Sweaty,Sleepy,Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho #ha

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@WPC_Doris damn good idea!

[BBC Sheffield @BBCSheffield]

PCSOs in line to do work of PCs: Police community support officers (PCSOs) in South Yorkshire could take on a bi... http://t.co/u1pnaX5b

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

I feel like causing some mayhem. Where shall I start?

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@dcigenehunt_ Hunt the C##t you old sod how the devil are you?

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@sirianblair Sir. Litton re reporting for duty. Had to take some leave.

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@KatieMagnet thanks. I got bored so went.

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@KatieMagnet its ok. I have my answer.

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

@KatieMagnet I'm back. Tell me is that bastard Hunt back. I've heard rumours at the nick.

[DCI Bastard Litton @DCIDerekLitton]

I hear that that gobby bastard Hunt is back. Is this true?