DC Stanfa

Author of The Art Of Table Dancing (a humorous memoir) . Professional Troublemaker. Beach fanatic. Life coach for corporate enthusiast.

[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

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[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

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[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

#Bacon #FunniestTweets

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Me: How much bacon do you want?

Wife: I don't want any bacon.

Me: [changes Facebook relationship status to "It's Complicated"]

[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

#funny

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

In high school I was voted "Most Likely to be Lured to the Docks."

[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

#ChristmasGift #fun

[Midlife Margaritas @mdlifemargarita]

Looking for Christmas gift ideas? I have you covered! https://t.co/AdKwNJBX9w

[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

#funny #Masks

[Midlife Margaritas @mdlifemargarita]

I feel like this mask thing just holds my double chin up. Doesn’t tighten my chins at all. I must be wearing it wrong.

[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

#Halloween2020 #WritingCommunity

[Midlife Margaritas @mdlifemargarita]

Super Spooky Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark From Our Childhood Years. https://t.co/JndzDTffYN

[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

#mercuryretrograde #WritingCommunity

[Midlife Margaritas @mdlifemargarita]

What Fresh Hell Is ‘Mercury In Retrograde’ And Are We Ready For That as Halloween And The Election Spawn Monsters To Rule Humanity Like A Version Of A Michael Jackson Video? https://t.co/dLKgRg7g12

[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

I'm listening to Chaos to Joy - A Troublemaker's Guide to the Universe by B-NOW https://t.co/RHwfnzSviK

[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

#podcast #GoodTrouble #humor #book #midlife https://t.co/746XomQdCJ

[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

#midlife

[Midlife Margaritas @mdlifemargarita]

How to Enjoy The Fall Season During a Horrifying Apocalyptic Pandemic. Bonus Drink Recipe! https://t.co/rfD6wTYrxF

[Midlife Margaritas @mdlifemargarita]

Open Letter to the Downright Hateful Ass Algorithms on Social Media All Over The World https://t.co/zn75NcnB0M

[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

#WritingCommunity #humor #women https://t.co/m2AIpN91HE

[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

#humor #rant #WritingCommunity

[Midlife Margaritas @mdlifemargarita]

Just a List of Moronic Things Sucking My Ever-loving Soul Dry to the Bone. https://t.co/g4BTLgfbkJ

[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

How are you all coping? #COVID19 #humor

[Midlife Margaritas @mdlifemargarita]

Adventures During Covid https://t.co/DmjhBbr3Q9

[jake @imjakebennett]

Peter Poole is the latest contestant on the American Afterlife Network's hit TV show "Who's Your Murderer?!" The catch? If he can't figure out who killed him, his murderer gets away scot-free. #PitMad #A #T

[Jonni Hecker @JonniHecker]

6th grader Zee wants a forever home. Enter Horseshoe Falls—a magic town that no one can leave. Once there, Zee’s writing takes on strange, physical qualities. Everything seems perfect—except the town is disappearing, along with everyone in it unless she can stop it. #Pitmad #MG

[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

Accurate

[DC Stanfa @DCStanfa]

Stuck in a rut? #coronavirus #Quarantine

[Midlife Margaritas @mdlifemargarita]

So You’ve Hit Your Limit With Life Right Now And You Need A Reset To Get Back In The Game. https://t.co/QyA6YQ7OTp

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

All I'm saying is if stores are gonna have little circles on the floor for us to stand on and have music playing, then they should damn well have a cake walk.