Dyl

🕺🏽 he/him

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

Even after 7 years I still have dreams where I’m carrying around a bottle of raspberry burnettes like it’s smart water

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

I’m 7 years sober today and I’m feeling grateful

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

What’s up with those sets of twins who decide they’re going to spend their life together lmao they end up 90 years old sleeping in a bunk bed with matching pajamas on that shit is crazy

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

European people love wearing matching adidas jumpsuits when they go on vacation. That’s their version of the Hawaiian shirt lmao

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

@beerbellyblake Thanks man

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

I have the same complexion as a honey bun lmao

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

If there’s not a non-binary person in the band I don’t want to hear your little song

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

I still have nightmares about the time jenny took a picture of me with one of those womanize-me filters on and I looked like an Italian lady

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

@annie_bananie07 Lmao which one?!

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

I need to buy some more out fits

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

Thinking about downloading the sports betting app onto my girlfriend’s phone while she’s asleep so I can win her some free money

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

It would be nice if my dog would hug me back every once in awhile

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

@ebobes Thanks dude!

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

This is the first birthday I haven’t been depressed in 4 years. Happy birthday to me

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

@annie_bananie07 Thank you!!

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

@emptycanofpbr Thanks big dog

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

@McCasalin Thank you!

[Nicole Malliotakis @NMalliotakis]

Happy birthday Ronald Reagan. My sketch from 2016 proudly hangs in my Washington office.

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

@ebobes We stan Fridays and last days in the emergency department

[Dyl @DCTrillin]

Tricked my boss into giving me the day off by eating an undercooked lean cuisine and shitting for 12 hours straight