Dalton Campbell

current world record holder for the loudest YMCA ever sung

[sarah @SarahBurssty]

You can tell someone isn't from Canada when they post stuff like this

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

The Stanley Cup patch placement has become an affront to the game I love. The Cup should be moved for no one

[Gino Fornaro @ginoliciousboss]

NIKOLA JOKIC EUROSTEP FROM 62 FEET AWAY FROM THE HOOP HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

not to be the friend that's not woke enough but this is the funniest fucking thing i've ever read holy shit

[Sam @SamOnBirdApp]

"If you gave an infinite amount of monkeys and infinite amount of time"
> Finite time
> Finite monkeys

[Marcel Rambo @vee9zee]

Pedo cop: but it’s my favourite shirt

Lawyer: I need be paid in advance

[‏ً @ItsJabrone]

my nigga

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

hey babe i know you want to make out in the back of this uber but i need to ask the driver what's happening on the ground in senegal

[Phony @StonyOil]

Happy Friday here are some notable defensemen that signed after Nurse, for less than Nurse, that play more than Nurse, who have more points than Nurse

Bouchard
Rielly
*Werenski
*Heiskanen
Letang
Toews
Weegar
Dunn
Ekholm
Sanheim
Hanifin
Forsling
Sanderson
*Jones

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

There’s literally no news yet you prick. No names officially, no charges announced. What do you want me to do? Recycle the news for clicks that unnamed players have to surrender themselves? There’s nothing out yet. Go fuck yourself. You’re the problem. And also imagine looking to me to make a comment about criminal investigations I made a fucking popcorn sandwich last night I’m legit retarded

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I’ll be commenting on the East African hunger crisis and economic collapse in Afghanistan shortly just bare with me I’m thinking about big tits

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I love this you got my guy so I’m gonna get your ass back you stupid bitch type hockey recently. Im just a fucking loser on the couch but sometimes the game has to police itself.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Im at the bar having a couple chilly ones and I look to my right and Joe Biden is having a bud light. I snapped my fingers and I said Hey Joe! He didn’t hear me. I then got right next to him, screaming, JOEY! Joe!!!! He then woke up and said “employment is what I said it was” I said what the fuck Joe I didn’t ask about employment I just wanted to ask you where your son Hunter is cause I’m lookin for some black tar heroin to go crazy for new years tomorow night. He looked at me and says “gas is cheaper than ever” I said Joe it’s not cheaper than ever and also you guys are pushing inflation to the absolute limit idk why y’all doing that and then he goes “shut the fuck up you gay bitch” 😂😂I said ok I respect that but is Hunter here? I want to do some coke. No answer. I look at this dude again and he’s sound asleep legit snoring. I pat him on the back and say “hey buddy! Buddy! Wake up” he wakes up and says “get the blacks out of our schools” I said dude it’s 2024 not 1974 and he didn’t say anything back. He just fell back asleep. This dude is nuts 😂😂 this all just happened and is 100% true.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Marner on hat trick watch while masked up with a bubble. A lot of people don’t know this but during COVID I wore a ccm helmet with a bubble for 3 years straight in an effort to flatten the curve. We can all end this thing if we mask up.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

My entire family just died in a horrific pickle ball accident and the NHL has informed me I’m not allowed to go to the funeral

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Wild fight between two huge brown bears in 4K

Brown bears, usually solitary by nature, are driven to fight each other mainly due to competition for resources, particularly during periods of scarcity.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

yo I’m being dead ass we can flaten curve in 2 weeks if we mask up

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

One of the coolest interactions I’ve ever had on this website