Alex Protts (Prottsie)

DC @SurreyPolice working in Staines CID.

[Alex Protts (Prottsie) @DC_Protts]

@pjful @SurreyDetective @SurreyPolice Ha - I was 24!!!!!!!

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Ok, ok, I'll jump on the band wagon. #HowItStarted vs #HowItsGoing
@SurreyPolice Specials 2007 vs CID 2020....(🤫ssshhhhhh we're ignoring the pesky cancer stopping me in my 'kick the door down' tracks #deskjockey)

[Alex Protts (Prottsie) @DC_Protts]

@MoaningDC Try @jamessmithPT_ - he's on FB and Instagram too, very sensible and very realistic approach. Also likes to swear 😅

[Alex Protts (Prottsie) @DC_Protts]

@SurreyPolice I've got this one too.... first warrant card photo 😬😬😬. It's a shame it's all digital these days - I love seeing people's recruitment photos during the retirement speeches, not sure that will be a thing in the future 😔

[Alex Protts (Prottsie) @DC_Protts]

This week is my work anniversary with @SurreyPolice. Sixteen years (!) since I arrived at HQ as an ICT Administrator on a temporary contract. I was only meant to be here for 4 weeks 🤣😱 police staff-> special -> regulars #police #careers

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@tiatartlet CT, I've not read the book, but watched the programme, it was really well done. I have a full on professional crush on @CarolinejGood - talk about inspirational leadership!!

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@cocker_Lola As expected.... computer says no!!!! 🤣

[Alex Protts (Prottsie) @DC_Protts]

After 7 months, I'm BACK!!!!!!! Very heavily restricted to ensure I'm covid safe -now I just need to find my stuff and remember my passwords 🤣 #lifeofadetective #cancercop #bowelcancer

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@kiffa1818 Thanks Boss!!!

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@UKCopHumour I've already had the 'mandatory NCALT' chat 🤣🤣🤣

[Alex Protts (Prottsie) @DC_Protts]

@Saul_Toomuch I'm back with PPCT, but they're now down in the old TPT writing room.... and I'm in the old Inspector's office off of that room!!! #hiddenaway 🤣

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@EpsomEwellBeat 🤣🤣🤣

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@DCIWendyWhiting Thanks Ma'am, very excited to be back!!!!

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@jinjmeister 🤭

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@SurreyDetective

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@SurreyDetective Mine.... a rescue called Smudge - always looking like he's just rolled in from a 3-day session 🤣😺 #WorldAnimalDay2020

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@ColostomyUK @bottomdoc @TeamColostomyUK I would normally have pineapple on pizza - BUT I'm on a bowel obstruction diet.... so wouldn't be allowed it even if it was on offer 🤣🤣🤣. I'll definitely take a beer though 🍻

[Alex Protts (Prottsie) @DC_Protts]

Today is #StomaAware day where we smash myths about stomas. Mine doesn't stop me doing anything! Fully operational (before the pesky cancer came back) and last weekend I spent two days in the surf at Croyde! @ColostomyUK #ostomate #colostomy #stoma #bagforlife

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@bottomdoc @ColostomyUK @TeamColostomyUK Do I get pizza?!

[Alex Protts (Prottsie) @DC_Protts]

@dav33241 @kvnbhrly1 @ColostomyUK Mine did it whilst briefing the regional counter terrorism squad on a job last year 😳😳😳 (my sergeant took the blame 🤣)