Deep Creek Throaters

Official Twitter of the ONLY sports franchise in Deep Creek, Maryland. National Tubing League Champions 2002, 2004, 2005 #GoThroaters #DeepThroatTheCompetition

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Throaters season opener against Pittsburgh Rays has been postponed

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Throaters have just picked up free agent @Kaepernick7 to fill in for Culbertson during his suspension. #WelcomeColin #CitizenoftheYear

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BREAKING: Throaters rookie Culbertson suspended for season opener against @PittsburghRays due to failed doping test.

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BREAKING: Controversial text message uncovered from @PittsburghRays phenom Nate Saar has many fans asking questions. Will the coach take any action on such blasphemous comments towards the program? #BartonDisapproved #RaysDoNotOwnTheSummer

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Throaters Head Coach Nick Milas will be traveling to Pittsburgh tomorrow to view @PittsburghRays Tuber Hunter Barton perform his Christmas Day Jump! Good Luck Barton! #BartonApproved

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BREAKING: Throaters have traded former Pro-Bowl Left Rider Dave Burd to Idaho Potatoes in exchange for rookie Alex Culbertson and a no. 2 draft pick. Welcome to the franchise Culbertson! #DeepThroatTheCompetition #GoThroats

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Throaters GM Gary Sandusky currently finalizing package deal with Idaho Potatoes, stay tuned for more updates #DeepThroatTheCompetition

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@BuffaloCoconuts Good Luck to Drambel! #OnceAThroaterAlwaysAThroater

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"Pittsburgh Rays time in the spotlight is over. They just aren't what they used to be, definitely going to be a struggling season with loss of Archie Porter" -@MarkMaddenX

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@SAfricaPirates Good luck to the pirates this season! Can't wait to see you guys at the #LeonardSmithClassic

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BREAKING: Throaters' Captain Ryan Rothermel has signed on for 5 more years, for a franchise record of $30 million! #OhCaptainMyCaptain #GoThroats

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@BuffaloCoconuts Welcome to the league!

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Franchise name has been changed to the Deep Creek Throaters! #GoThroaters

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BREAKING: New franchise owner Gary Sandusky is relocating the team from Washington D.C., to Deep Creek, Maryland. This will result in a new team name, players, mascot, and more. More info to come later.

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Swolves will take advantage of Barton suspension during season opener of the NTL against the @PittsburghRays Looking to start the season strong #jointhewolves #underwaterexcellence

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After two official years in the minor leagues and securing division promotion by winning the Guantanamo Bay Winter Classic, the Sea Wolves will officially play in the National Tubing League next season! #jointhewolves #NTL

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After two official years in the minor leagues and securing division promotion by winning the Guantanamo Bay Winter Classic, the Sea Wolves will officially play in the National Tubing League next season! #jointhewolves #NTL

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@PittsburghRays Fuck you too