DC Coffee Snob

Composer of mildly entertaining tweets. Used to have a coffee blog. Used to have a Twitter.

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Twitter is (mostly) behind me. Follow on Insta: @abrewedawakeningblog. Coffee and fun things. Less sarcasm, unfortunately (or fortunately).

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I thought #NationalCoffeeDay was October 1? This is what happens when I fall off of Twitter. And now here I am just drinking coffee as if it’s any other normal day. Outrage.

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@cwristen That’s monks appreciate that! So I’ve had a labram tear repair... normally this is something you would do BEFORE surgery. But mine didn’t resolve the pain so going in after I wonder if there is anything to lose... (expect money)

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If you’re not already, come follow me on Instagram: https://t.co/twcVINasxb !

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@aud_bowler So crazy you found me here!! Yes, just told my husband to send them over (they are on his phone) he will soon!

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@southwestair I’m trying to book a December flight. I’m getting an error message on the computer when I select the days & the app doesn’t even show past November. I understand today is the first day December flights opened, but the website isn’t function properly.

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This account is toast. Follow real me at @SamanthaFijacko.

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Again... https://t.co/2iDB8na8ij

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Why are there no donuts in my life right now?

[DC Coffee Snob @DCoffeeSnob]

Twitter is (mostly) behind me. Follow on Insta: @abrewedawakeningblog. Coffee and fun things. Less sarcasm, unfortunately (or fortunately).

[DC Coffee Snob @DCoffeeSnob]

Labor Day Weekend: Old Rag. ⛰

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My carb game is strong.

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Spotted in Montreal. That's a long ride.

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This art & culture public work in #Montreal is absolutely amazing & way better than #pokemango. @MTLenHistoires

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I voted!!!! 🇺🇸 #Ward4 #DC #Petworth ... and now rewarding exercising my right to vote with a coffee & scone from @QualiaCoffee.

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Why are there no donuts in my life right now?

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Taking over the We The People DC Instagram today. Follow my day in DC there! --> https://t.co/dPiJojzNnA

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Building banana bread. 🍌

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@tfijax I'MMMMM Sophie Taeuber! @PointlessThetCo

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Of course I went to a cafe on my wedding day 💁🏼👰🏼

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Went for 1 left w/ 6. Somehow there are only 5 left. It was 6 for $4! There is just no saying no to that. @DCDunkin