Dwight Eisenhower

I am the Twitter account for a substandard impersonation of the 34th President of the United States.

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

MORE WORK FOR HERBERT BROWNELL JR. AND THE BOYS IN LEGAL, I GUESS. -- Ike

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

IF THE EISENHOWER MEMORIAL IS THE 'LAST OF THE GREAT MAN MEMORIALS' AT LEAST WE WENT OUT ON A HIGH NOTE. -- Ike

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD IN THE DAY, TOO, IMHO, WHAT A HANDSOME CAT THAT GUY WAS. -- Ike

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Review: The new Eisenhower Memorial is stunning, especially at night. But is this the last of the "great man" memorials? https://t.co/QhagfGTWwv

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE -- ADALAI STEVENSON COULD HAVE BEEN INVITED TO SPEAK INSTEAD IF HE WASN'T ALREADY SCHEDULED TO APPEAR AT THE YAWNING FESTIVAL. -- Ike

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

"DON'T WORRY, IN FOUR YEARS SOMEONE BETTER WILL BE ON THE JOB" IS WHAT I BET HE TOLD THOSE POOR GRADUATES. -- Ike

[Cal Bears History @CalBearsHistory]

On June 12, 1948, President Harry Truman received an honorary degree from @Cal and then spoke about American foreign policy during commencement ceremonies at California Memorial Stadium.

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

WOW, SURE A LOT OF STATUES OF THIS EISENHOWER FELLOW, HE SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY COOL GUY. -- Ike

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

I'M PARTIAL TO THIS ONE. -- Ike

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

NO, WAIT, MAYBE THIS ONE. -- Ike

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

ALSO, THE ANSWER IS NIXON, CLEARLY. -- Ike

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

THIS IS AN INSULTING QUESTION AND I BAN YOU FROM DRIVING ON THE FEDERAL INTERSTATE HIGHWAY SYSTEM FOR TWO WEEKS. -- Ike

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

MUST BE EMOTIONAL FOR YOU, TO GO BACK TO WHERE YOUR SIDE LOST. -- Ike

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

Heading to Paris and on to Normandy! #DDay75 #IngrahamAngle ⁦@FoxNews⁩

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

BE SURE TO CELEBRATE THE ANNIVERSARY OF D-DAY IN THE MOST PRESIDENTIAL WAY POSSIBLE -- BY PICKING FIGHTS WITH STARLETS ON TWITTER AND UNLEASHING YOUR IDIOT OFFSPRING ON THE EUROPE I HELPED LIBERATE. -- Ike

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

MY ATTORNEYS WOULD LIKE A WORD ABOUT YOUR SLOGAN. -- Ike

[Myke Cole @MykeCole]

Fuck it. I’m running for President.

My platform:

- Literally everyone else is running, and I don’t want to buck the trend.

- I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing, and neither does the current government.

- I won’t actually do anything, which will be a huge improvement.

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

THE ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND KNOWS WHAT HE DID. -- Ike

[Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT]

Which president picked a fight with a dead man and won?

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

... LIBERATED EUROPE? BUILT A FREEWAY SYSTEM? DELIVERED EIGHT YEARS OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY? I'M AFRAID THERE IS JUST ONE ANSWER TO THESE QUESTIONS, @sporcle. -- Ike

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

PLEASE STOP COMPLAINING TO ME THAT THE BANKS ARE CLOSED TODAY. THANKS. -- Ike

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

The general apologizes for his ribaldry and promises not to tweet after his nightly scotch. -- Sherman Adams

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

THE ONLY 'DICK PICKS' YOU'LL SEE OF ME FEATURE MY VICE PRESIDENT, THOUGH I'LL GRANT YOU THOSE ARE PRETTY UPSETTING TOO. -- Ike

[Dwight Eisenhower @DDEvoice]

OK, I'LL BITE. WHICH PRESIDENT? -- Ike

[Republicans @Republicans]

“I think what the American people admire most about this president is he says what he means, and he means what he says.” -@VP