Daddy Dearest

Father and Husband. Also a ex-rockstar.

(parody, not affiliated with funkin crew. layout by snatchy)

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

- the dd pinned. -

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

But you can't prove anything, my friend.

For you have no evidence proving that I am whom I not claim to be.

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

Perhaps I am a special variant.

Or.. maybe.

[DADDY DEAREST @R4P_D3MON]

But I can smell special effects when I see it!

I don't give a rats ass if your some little "special variant".

I AIN'T BUYING IT!

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

Maybe I am not whomst I claim to be.

[inexpert @itsjustinexpert]

gonna post this on my biggest account

hi, i have these btw
trying to get a bestie something so please buy some layouts

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

[ D. Dearest would then drop a bag of money (or coins, ya can't tell) in front of both of em. ]

This is payment for... anything that costs money.
[ He would then walk off to one of the machines and start playing. ]

[Waluigi! @WALUIGINUMBER_1]

Oh....

Well go on-a right ahead Sir!

Make the-a most of-a your precious time!

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

Whatever else than a little game.

I'm here to enjoy myself, after all.

[Waluigi! @WALUIGINUMBER_1]

T-Talk about what.....?

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

I don't care what you want me to call you. And, quite frankly, I don't think you could stop me from calling you mustache.

Regardless, I ain't here to give nicknames. I'm here to talk.

[Waluigi! @WALUIGINUMBER_1]

Ummm...

I-It's Waluigi to you..!

Purple demon..

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

Well, now ain't this something.

Hello, mustache.

[Waluigi! @WALUIGINUMBER_1]

@DDPTWT

Welcome -!.….

Oh..

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

hi
sorry ive been inactive, been focusing on building a multimuse with a couple of my buddies.

to compensate, we gonna do this thing again. reply for a layout
will be selective.

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

Naaah, the store is doing fine.

If anything, me buying em only made em more popular!

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

Eeeh, that store was failing anyway.

Plus, now ya got plenty of versions of grape soda!

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

I had to buy the whole store just to make sure they had the right kind of grape soda.

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

@SpectralSting92 AHAHAHA-

kill me

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

hear me out here

dad battle

[𓆩༺ 𝑺𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑷𝑰𝑶𝑵 ༻𓆪 @SpectralSting92]

@DDPTWT

Not sure what to name this one butnthey’re both dads
so uhhh you choose the title or smth

Playing on the BACKGROUND:

https://t.co/0xiLbd3ggL
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https://t.co/L3bfpe8Fw0

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

@SpectralSting92 I KNOW
ITS CRAZY

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

Burn.

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

good morning people

probs won't be active today, however BUY MY COMMS I NEED MONEY

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

now that all of the layout bullshit is over with

reminder that these exist

[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

Jeez, kid.

Did ya, at least, get you a drink?

[—— ݁★𝑺𝒌𝒚 𝑯𝒖𝒆 𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒐𝒎 .ᐟ.ᐟ @StarlightSavier]

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“ . . kinda forgot I was wanted .”

⠀⠀” so I was chased for the entire day . . .
then i also had to fight with a lady to even GET the damn knitting . . ”

she was gasping inbetween words .

⠀⠀” suffice to say . . Hff’ . . . i made it . ”

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[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

Kiddo, you doing alright?

What in hell's name did you go through?

[—— ݁★𝑺𝒌𝒚 𝑯𝒖𝒆 𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒐𝒎 .ᐟ.ᐟ @StarlightSavier]

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she panted heavily ,
holding their sides as they stood as the door .

Good lord just who or what did she go throw ??

⠀⠀ “ just . . Hff ‘ . . gimme a sec . .”

they walk over setting down the bags ,
sitting onto a chair .

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[Daddy Dearest @DDPTWT]

[ Mr. Dearest looks at Ruby, and he sees a person who just got back from war. ]

Well, look at ya. Here, put the stuff on the table, and let's get ya cleaned up.

[—— ݁★𝑺𝒌𝒚 𝑯𝒖𝒆 𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒐𝒎 .ᐟ.ᐟ @StarlightSavier]

she’s never doing any favors for anybody else in a while .
she had to fight tooth and NAIL to get the knitting supplies .

⠀⠀” Here you are . . Hff . . ‘Mistah D . ”

⠀⠀” knitting things , just like ‘ya asked .”

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