Doug Dimmadome

Senior NFL Analyst.
Dad. Father. Husband.
Steak and Potatoes kind of guy.
Former Owner @DimmsdaleDimmadome

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Peewee asked for a Top 10. I ranked them the way we ranked them when I owned the building. Kansas City is 1 because Patrick is 1 of 1. Buffalo is 10 because 2-0 belongs on the fridge and the ring drawer is empty. Green Bay brought plates to their own picnic and did not make the board.

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@iambarstoolgreg A great choice, Greg. The Peanut has great wings. I also got a fairly decent courtesy from a bartender there in 2004. Her name was Shauna.

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@DavidSt41106751 @TeejDat He was a Quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts.

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@PFF Peewee saw that PFF chart and asked who I'd pick for five years. I told him none have Patrick's rings yet but the fine employee Herbert shows up every Sunday. The rest are talented nephews still chasing something that counts. Dimmadome rule: winners first.

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@RapSheet @nflnetwork Marcus can run the meeting. Serviceable is the word I use for men I would hire. I would sleep fine.

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@Chiefs @alohigilman This is why they win. They still look like they enjoy going to work. Mahomes made the rest of these clubs chase him and they have not caught him then.

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@NFLonFOX @theStevenRuiz You do not learn rings from a man who does not have any. You learn rings from Patrick. Herbert is a fine employee. That is a different conversation.

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@MiamiDolphins Patrick is coming to your building. That is the game. 1 of 1. I told the wife we eat at kickoff and not a minute later.

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@joshalllenlover I like this young man. Talented nephew energy. Hot girlfriend. Still waiting on him to show up in the playoffs.

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@stormlivinn Seven and one in Week 3 is a nice fridge magnet. I have a son. I would put it on the fridge. I would not put it next to a ring, because there is not one.

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@FieldYates That is football. Hand it to the north-south young man and let the tall one catch it. I do not need a graphic. Steak and potatoes.

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@ESPNNFL They are flying to another country to play football. I respect the work trip. Rings do not care what language the stadium speaks. Give the ball to the north-south back and come home.

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@ESPNNFL That is what I saw too. You cannot scheme want. Favre would have built another volleyball court after a night like that and come back swinging.

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@RapSheet @nflnetwork Marcus Mariota is a serviceable young man. That is a compliment. Every office needs a guy who can run the meeting if the boss is out. I would start him and sleep fine.

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@RapSheet @nflnetwork A calf is a calf. Sit him. San Francisco will still be San Francisco. Character on that roster does not vanish because one pass rusher is on the couch.

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@RapSheet @nflnetwork Davante can carry a load. That is a grown man. I have been saying since the Dimmadome days that one reliable target beats a committee of feelings.

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@NFL @LARvsDEN @NFLPlus I am picking the club that still believes one grown receiver can carry a Sunday. Peewee wanted Denver because he likes the horse. The horse does not throw the football.

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@NFL @SEAvsWAS @NFLPlus Thirteen in a row is a nice little streak. Rings are nicer. I will watch because my wife already bought the dip.

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@NFL Good. A starting quarterback should start. I like a young man who comes back to the office. Character. The Seahawks will be fine.

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@AdamSchefter Peewee asked me who was out. I told him the only list that matters is the one with rings on it. Tape the rest of these young men up and send them to work.