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Truth is always bitter and sometimes funny. And Sarcasm is one of my thing.

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@gharkekalesh Imagine a patient comes for treatment and she would be thinking about his d!

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@HindutvaNerve Bro lives in the past and always recite Nehru chalisa.

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@KreatelyMedia For presidential election BlueJP can do anything. Guess who will be the next president with all power shifting to the president!

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@AartiTikka The real problem when you have problem in the middle of the journey where no nearby garage is available. You need a Towing van to drag your car into the nearest garage for repair. In my case, Towing van dragged my car 30km to a nearby garage to replace fuel injectors.

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@firstpost My Frand Dolund Tramp

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@zeero2Infinity DNA can't be changed even if she changes her religion.

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@gautamthakurx Target was given to different departments to raise money so that freebie schemes like Ladli Behna Yojna can run smoothly.

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@GCMovementOrg More the percentage meaning, it's a potential vote bank.

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@neha_laldas All are happening before 2027 presidential election. So guess the upcoming president of India!

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@rishibagree Nehru chalisa nahin padhoge kya!

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@neha_laldas BlueJP is not for Hindus. They're using Hindus to stay in power.

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@KreatelyMedia Someone from the 21, booked Ola Uber midair.

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@DrHomeostatic I have already replaced the fuel injectors of my car. But that is not easy. I had to call a Towing van to pick my car to a garage 30kms away, imagine the Towing cost, luckily I was alone. Then I tell people not to vote for BlueJP. This happened to me & will happen to you soon.

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@refocus21 Today's PM Modi tenure completed 4399 days and they are celebrating it. Why 100 is just a number but 4399 is not!!

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@ajeetbharti They thought, they are Manchester United 😁

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@Vtxt21 1USD crossing ₹100 is just a number but 4399 is not a number 😁

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@indianrightwing One day all BlueJP ministers put sugarcane juice inside a plane and fly with it. That day is a turning point in this century.

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In India, Punishment depends on who you are, not what you did.

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@vizhpuneet After sniffing Ethanol, कभी कभी मैं भी सोचता हूं कि अपुन ही भगवान है

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@PoornimaNimo Since 1998, these war heads are just for record! What a policy.
Russia deployed its nuclear warheads in Belarus too but India couldn't deploy warheads in its own country.
Why afraid of the US?
Need permission to buy Russian oil. Need extension then after.