Mrs. Brooks

#DECAAdvisor

[Randy Scott @RandyScottESPN]

Restaurant owner: “the food is awful”

Chef: “you won’t pay for good ingredients”

Restaurant owner: “why do the customers hate the food?”

Chef: “because you used to pay for good ingredients”

Restaurant owner: “you’re fired”

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Ladies and gentlemen…
The 2026 Boston Red Sox

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

Good.

More, please.

[NESN @NESN]

Women's Celebration Night kicks off with @emmatieds and @alannarizzo on the call tonight 🎙️

[Slippy @SlippyNYR]

@McDonalds Bring back grilled chicken and the honey mustard snack wrap

[23 @RENAWlLLlAMS]

i don’t trust people who say they are tennis fans but don’t watch women’s tennis

[Mrs. Brooks @DECAbrooks]

I was there day 2, first row. An incredible experience.

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

15 years ago today, Isner-Mahut concluded...

- It was first suspended for darkness on Tuesday
- At 6 hours 34 minutes, it broke the world record
- It stole headlines from the FIFA World Cup
- The scoreboard crashed at 47-47 in the fifth set
- It was suspended again at 59-59 on Wednesday
- Andy Roddick got Isner and his staff three pizzas
- IBM spent the night fixing the scoreboard system
- Both Isner and Mahut slept three hours that night
- Mahut served to stay in the match a cool 64 times
- Both players hit 100+ aces (Isner 113, Mahut 103)
- Both players spent 16,000 calories in three days
- Isner won 70-68 in 11 hours 5 minutes on Thursday
- 85 matches had been completed in the meantime
- Mohamed Lahyani never took a bathroom break
- A ceremony was held on court to honour them
- Mahut blacked out and showered fully clothed
- He then returned to Court 18 later for doubles
- His match was suspended for darkness, again
- Isner failed to serve a single ace in the next round
- It's the only match ever where Isner served 0 aces
- A plaque is commemorating the match at Court 18
- Memorabilia is on display at the Tennis Hall of Fame
- Mahut published a book titled 'The Match of My Life'
- They jointly won an award over Federer and Bolt
- They faced again the next year, odds were 1 of 142
- Isner won in straights in a mere 2 hours 3 minutes
- Isner and Mahut became good friends over the years
- Isner sent Mahut a card when Mahut's son was born
- HBO released a mockumentary titled '7 Days in Hell'
- Wimbledon introduced tiebreaks at 12-12 in 2019
- The full match is available on YouTube since 2020
- It had never happened, it will never happen again
- Match point happened at the time of this tweet
- Chances are you remember where you were, I do
- June 24, 2010 was the only day Queen Elizabeth II visited Wimbledon this century

Forever the longest match ever.

@JohnIsner @nmahut

[Mrs. Brooks @DECAbrooks]

@JABurns_401 @TomCaron @NESN @grok Traded Devers apparently

[Mrs. Brooks @DECAbrooks]

@tracyal1989 @Lowes I’ve been trying to get my money back for days and they still won’t initiate a refund. No product (one was shipped and the others were supposed to be delivered but were not, no updated tracking at all). Awful AI and chatbots giving the runaround. Awful service.

[Tracyonly89 @tracyal1989]

@Lowes why did a local store sell a product & NOT disclose said product wasn't going to be available or "replenished "?? You took the money,made a promise of item being in by 5-23-2025 & your sorry company has been giving the runaround since!!

[Kelley Bagdasarian @KBags1_2]

Not again @Lowes
Why is there always some sort of issue with deliveries?!? Every. Time!
#horribleservice

[Mrs. Brooks @DECAbrooks]

@Lowes A voicemail from an executive is not a refund. My items weren’t delivered and there is no indication at all that any other attempts will be made to deliver. What is there to talk about? Please refund my order so I can just get my items myself and move on.

[Mrs. Brooks @DECAbrooks]

@Lowes annoyed that my package of one item was never delivered & I’m getting the run around about a refund and can’t get a redelivery and another order hasn’t been delivered yet with no indication of redelivery- why is it so hard to get items delivered? Or even accurate tracking?

[Mrs. Brooks @DECAbrooks]

@TDSAGENT @Lowes @LowesMedia lol they “confirmed” all that for me without identifying themselves as Lowe’s (so sketchy) and still didn’t deliver the item and keep saying they’ll refund but nothing is happening or confirmed.

[Mrs. Brooks @DECAbrooks]

@Lowes I’ve been lied to several times by both confirmation, tracking, customer service, and delivery and I still have none of my over $150 order. What a waste of my time and money.

[Mrs. Brooks @DECAbrooks]

@Lowes annoyed that my package of one item was never delivered & I’m getting the run around about a refund and can’t get a redelivery and another order hasn’t been delivered yet with no indication of redelivery- why is it so hard to get items delivered? Or even accurate tracking?

[Mrs. Brooks @DECAbrooks]

@DCUcreditunion @RJMog It’s down again- it continues to go down and so does the site. When is this going to be resolved?

[Mrs. Brooks @DECAbrooks]

@aliasdhacker @SamsungUS Oh great this is what I’m experiencing on a Samsung dryer I got delivered from @HomeDepot that broke in less than two weeks. Forced to schedule a service appointment which I did for 4/25, now they’re trying to push out til 4/30 and aren’t even confirming that. Ridiculous!!

[Mrs. Brooks @DECAbrooks]

@hashjenni Having to scan & bag our groceries while getting yelled at and stopped by a machine so a person has to come over anyway (and then the shopping cart stops working cuz you went down the wrong row for your car and were accidentally off property-maybe just a me thing but it sucked)

[Mrs. Brooks @DECAbrooks]

@clhubes Our almost 11 year old dog is dying of heart failure and literally exactly the same.

[Mrs. Brooks @DECAbrooks]

@CityofMeriden Consider this another complaint. It’s Tuesday and I’ve been at the intersection 5 times this week. 2/5 times someone blew through the stop sign. Your “blinking” stop signs aren’t doing anything. Please don’t wait for someone to get hurt. Fix this problem!

[Mrs. Brooks @DECAbrooks]

@Patricia_Ann_E I’ve never done diapers in an Instacart (I have used the Target delivery though and that was fine) but I had a male shopper call me just to verify a different flavor of toddler snack was okay- he wanted to make sure there were no allergies because it was for a baby. A true gem!