𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

He’s a little rascal.

But he’s a good Familiar.

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

Oh.

Well, he can’t really do that to his familiar.

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

@Voivode_Tepes Staten Island.

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

“Of course, It is always added fun with Nadja.”

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

“Laszlooo, we should try this next time!.”

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

How does @Y0URSALVATI0N deal with a misbehaving familiar?.

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

Now he is suspicious, Nadja must be hiding something from him and if that is how she is going to be, well. . He will probably pout about it later.

“Oh it doesn’t matter.”

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

“Hmm? What’s that?”

She’s playing dumb, obviously. She didn’t have the heart to tell Nandor that he was as blind as a bat when it came to the obvious affection Guillermo shared for his master.

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

He shall certainly try not to be such a downer.

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

Yes, if he’s going to be depressing he is not welcome. Talk about a lady boner killer.

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

@HisGoodLadyWife Suppose she is right, Guillermo just needs to cool down and he will return.

So he nods his head.

“Yes, you are right, Nadja, Guillermo has such tiny feelings.”

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

Ah, seems another successful night.

He has been far too busy moping about.

“Ah, Nadja, I see you had a good night.”

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

She’s tripping into the fancy room, drunk out of her mind. Another very successful night at her club it seemed.

“Oh, hello there ~hiccup~ Nandor!”

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

How did you find this, Guillermo?.

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

Figured he would ask but more for him.

“So Guillermo is like a puppy.”

He needs to take a poopy every so often.

[𝑵𝑨𝑫𝑱𝑨 @THELADYWlFE]

Oh Nandor,

You are so sweet. Like a puppy without the yappy barking and the shitting!

... but no. I do not wish to have your sloppy seconds.

[𝑵𝑨𝑫𝑱𝑨 @THELADYWlFE]

𝑹𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝑯𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝑨𝒓𝒆 𝑩𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝑽𝒆𝒂𝒍.

Nadja of Antipaxos

500 Year Old Vampire. The Wife of Laszlo Cravensworth. Roommate of Nandor The Relentless.

𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒑𝒖𝒍𝒔𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝑺𝒐 𝑩𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝑶𝒏 𝑴𝒚 𝑻𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒆.

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

@cravensw0rthy Another huff from Nandor as he listened to Laszlo, he didn’t understand why he would even care what Colin Robinson had to say, did anyone even care?.

He picks up a box with ‘Dildos’ written on it and rummages through.

“Maybe Colin Robinson took your flute.”

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

Frowns.

“What is that supposed to mean, Nadja?!.”

He does have an incredible sense of hearing, just like she does.

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

“Well perhaps Guillermo would like a companion. Since you’re not willing to give that to him…”

She’s mumbling the last bit.

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

They do not need a pet.

They have Guillermo.

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

@Voivode_Tepes || 👀👀

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

Now that just makes him sad.

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

Oh.

But he wants to possess this rizz.

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

@cravensw0rthy There is a slight gasp at Laszlo calling it ridiculous.

“But they sparkle, Laszlo.”

Sure real Vampires do not sparkle, obviously, but he liked the idea.

He gave a huff and started to look through boxes to help.

[𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 @DECKTHOSEHALLS]

What is this rizz and does he have it?.