Dept for Crashing Out of EU

Pillorying the irresponsible DExEU as it presides over bollocksing up UK's negotiations to leave the EU

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

@PeterOHanrahaH @BorisJohnson With the emphasis on dick or tator?

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

Are we alone in wishing #Mancock's face to make hefty contact with the asphalt?

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

@DExUKgov someone turned the lights out on us....

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

@Nigel_Farage You said it was a good film though, you unabollocked nipplehead... Go back to giving yourself a good hard belm in the mirror.

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Well done to those British scientists! 🇬🇧🔬

Can we have a picture of *them* rather than you pretending to be them?

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

knew it sounded too familiar...

[MC @mgacramer]

@BorisJohnson @OneWeb Is this the same @Oneweb that went bankrupt and you bought at auction in conjunction with Bharti Global, the Indian conglomerate on a 50% split, £376m each, in July this year?

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

@BorisJohnson get ye to fuck, you'll squander a lot of electricity on keeping the fridge door open of whichever one you are hiding in so that light doesn't go out. You clart-faced numpty!

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

@JamesKAArcher @LeaveEUOfficial the militant pescetarians aren't satisfied with having their fish and eating it...

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

@DavidDavisMP Salisbury Convention? is that the one that states all Russian tourists shall visit its beautiful cathedral?

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

@BorisJohnson Without listening to this latest Fat Alex piffle, might we suggest life for you? #shapeshifter

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

@HereBeProof @CocoonedPenguin @KimSJ @VesperUK @Kean1S @JohnWest_JAWS Good old #Mancock. He's really trying (very trying!)

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

@DavidDavisMP But those four million getting tested daily due to an algorithm error will get a bit hacked off after a while. Hope you're one of them #DiggerSalesman

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

Talk us through that lay-by incident in 1980, but don't be blue, Peter! #accidentalpartridge

[Peter Shilton @Peter_Shilton]

Boris has fought more battles over the last 18 months than any other Prime Minister l can remember as well as nearly losing his life to COVID-19 l think he deserves a break with his wife and newborn I can’t believe some critics think he should be back at his desk! @BorisJohnson

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

Greatest unsolved challenge = counting Fat Alex's number of children.

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

We are committed not only to defeating coronavirus, but also to tackling the great unresolved challenges of our time.

To build more homes, invest in our NHS, schools & police, and to mend the gap in opportunity, productivity and connectivity between the regions of the UK.

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

@dholland422 @DavidDavisMP @Hull_Trains You left out Carrie Symonds on that list... #fatalex

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

@dholland422 @DavidDavisMP @Hull_Trains A pair of ornamental brass didos...

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

@DavidDavisMP @Hull_Trains Is it fuelled on gravy? #diggersalesman

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Text from Gavin Williamson:

I cancelled their exams and let them sit at home on their PlayStations for months on end and what thanks do I get? Threats that they’re going to take me to court that’s what! Little shits.

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

@Brexit #spaffItUpTheWall

[Dept for Crashing Out of EU @DExEUguff]

@JerryHicksUnite Got to admire him for his overconfidence in his own abilities.