Deep Fried Pig

Goal scoring pig

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Couple things on my mind this morning:

1) How do hotels accommodate Wemby? His feet have to be hanging off every bed ever

2) I hate when people who are super into fitness call their friend group their “Community”

3) Not having Memorial Day off should result in jail time

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@BigChrizzy @parmesan_con @officialtaxking Gay

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@stevewilldoit You are fucking annoying now brother

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#NewProfilePic

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Family aisle across from me on my flight has two full round table pizzas in hand

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Fernando Mendoza is 1000% autistic and potentially a homosexual as well

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@BigChrizzy I’m out on all things ravens. Previous tweets refer to fantasy football and starting Lamar Jackson. He has been benched.

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Do we think Jerry Jones can get boners still

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Also, Derrick Henry you are ass cheeks. I dare you to get more than 3 yards on a carry. What the fuck do you practice all week?

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Miller Lite

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Bro Kris Murray is fucccccin ass

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James Franklin is a fucking BUM

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Baseball pisses me off

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ABS NEEDS TO BE IMPLEMENTED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ICYMI: Shanahan Masterclass game 🚨

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I fucking hate the cubs

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@BigChrizzy @PorchCouchCory Hahahahahah you are RETARDED!!!!

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My favorite type of bagels (No order)

Everything
Jalapeño Cheddar
Asiago
Sesame

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Bryce Underwood is not good at football.

Cannot believe he was the guy they wanted.