DFahnz

Taskmaster Trash/Panda Fan/she/her/do what now?/Stroke Survivor/Neurodivergent/Underminer of Voles

[DFahnz @DFahnz]

So here is my sister’s cat for anyone who needs a timeline cleanse. She is a Floof Wizard.

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Random Beef.

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@jmresist I’m just counting the days until she blows out a knee. That WILL happen, trust.

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@julie_shanks @atrupar Imagine the fuckery that would ensue if she didn’t call on him. She’d get torn to pieces.

[DFahnz @DFahnz]

I cannot wait for the day she snaps and calls him a fuckwaffle. Look at the lip press. It’s coming.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Doocy asks if KJP if Trump and Biden finally made plans to play golf

[DFahnz @DFahnz]

@GoldretrieverUS I have backyard neighbors who raise and show Goldens and now I’m curious if these are their babies.

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Me trying to parse the weather for when @jmresist and I have four days off in a row on Thanksgiving week:

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So…who’s gone off beta blockers before?

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@jmresist Still dfahnz

[DFahnz @DFahnz]

Yes, I did just order my nephew a fancy dog bed. Because he’s a dog.

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Tuesdays are chaotic.

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No more Beta Blockers!!

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Off to the cardiologist…

[DFahnz @DFahnz]

Do any of these wankflaps even understand what Christian Nationalism means? Or are they just seizing on it because they think it means something not as fraught?

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@gnuman1979 @StevijoPayne

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@TheWapplehouse Beat Takeshi as Aramaki was the only bit of casting I agreed with.

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@JarrodRodrigue1 @itsdeaann @chrisdmowrey @parkergetajob @harryjsisson How is this funny?

[DFahnz @DFahnz]

@AshaRangappa_ How is “protecting our children from being taunted about their future rights” censorship?

[DFahnz @DFahnz]

@jmresist Just gonna leave this here since the world seems to have forgotten what “Freedom of Speech” actually means:

https://t.co/VPYoJGMNnC

Thanks, Elmo. You done fucked up the First Amendment.

I have my bluesky account ready to deploy. Bring it on.

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@jmresist @PsychDocStL New Dance Friend Alert!

(seriously, you’re gonna love it)