Fred Pimpstone

Touch Not My Anointed And Do My Prophets No Harm

[Swish 🍒 Tennis @Zwxsh]

Reporter: "No F-bombs please."

Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

Reporter: "I'm gonna ask you one more question so please keep it clean, okay?"

Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

[Michael Burry Stock Tracker ♟ @burrytracker]

Today is Roaring Kitty's 40th birthday

In 2019, he put $53,000 into GameStop from his basement in Wilmington, MA

Every hedge fund on Wall Street told him he was wrong

Then January 2021 happened:

• Melvin Capital, Citadel, and Point72 were all short GME with billions
• GME goes from $5 → $483
• Keith Gill's $53,000 becomes $48,000,000
• Melvin Capital loses $6.8 billion. Gone within a year

Then Congress called him to testify. He told them "I did not solicit anyone to buy or sell the stock for my own profit" and walked out a free man

He disappeared from the internet in 2021. Came back in May 2024, posted one photo, and GME opened +50% the next morning

He showed every retail investor that the big guys aren't untouchable

Happy birthday @TheRoaringKitty

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Philadelphia 76ers are promoting assistant general manager Jameer Nelson to the team's Executive Vice President of Basketball Operations under new President Mike Gansey, making the Philly native and former NBA All-Star the No. 2 executive for the franchise, sources tell ESPN. 76ers assistant GM Prosper Karangwa has also agreed to a multiyear contract extension.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Sources: Jameer Nelson promoted to 76ers' No. 2 exec; Elton Brand taking new role - via @ESPN App https://t.co/42VaEWnJyK

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Victor Wembanyama’s agent says he refuses to do endorsement deals with soda companies

"They all want him, but Victor will never sell soda. Because he doesn’t want to kill the kids."

(Via @JaredWeissNBA / h/t @TheNBABase )

[Fred Pimpstone @DFerg018]

War in Libya, War in Iran, 70 Billion for Migrants

=

US Dollar 📉📉📉

[Ted @TedPillows]

WTH is happening with the US stock market?

$2.2 TRILLION wipeout in just 1 day.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Eagles and the #Patriots not only play each other in the preseason but have joint practices this summer. I expect hoopla.

[C.J. Gardner-Johnson @CGJXXIII]

One of The Greatest Duo I seen in a while 🫡

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Thank you for everything, A.J. 💚

[Fred Pimpstone @DFerg018]

I hope he retires a Bird.

It has been a 4 year pleasure to watch this man be great
as always #FlyEaglesFly

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A.J. Brown left his mark on Philadelphia. He has the two highest single-season receiving yard totals in Eagles’ history — 1,496 in 2022 and 1,456 in 2023.

Brown’s final Philadelphia tally:

🏈Four seasons
🏈339 catches
🏈5,034 yards
🏈32 TDs
🏈Super Bowl champion
🏈Three-time All-Pro

[PapiiLlame @PersonClone]

@redraiderman1 Y’all nonchalant, underachieving niggas are sad.

[Fred Pimpstone @DFerg018]

Patriots or Chargers both teams are dog water

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

You have full autonomy to trade AJ Brown to one of his preferred destinations:

- Chiefs
- Rams
- Patriots
- Chargers
- Bills

All teams are rumored to have interest. Where do you trade him?

#Eagles

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Head coach Nick Nurse will continue in his role into a fourth season with the 76ers, sources tell ESPN. Four-time NBA championship architect Bob Myers, the president of sports for Harris Blitzer Sports & Entertainment, will be tasked to lead the search for the new head executive for the 76ers and he will oversee the franchise's basketball department in the interim.

[Fred Pimpstone @DFerg018]

FINALLY

Just had to Trade McCain for a sack of potatoes for him to get the boot

[🔮 @StockSelecta]

@TheRoaringKitty Back for blood 🩸

[Fred Pimpstone @DFerg018]

My King is back

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

One final salute to the Flyers Faithful. 🫡

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

PHILLY WANTED BOSTON

JOEL EMBIID DROPS 34 POINTS

TYRESE MAXEY WITH 30

SIXERS IN 7 AFTER TRAILING 3-1 IN SERIES

PLAY THE FUCKING SONG

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Joel Embiid with words for Jaylen Brown.