Dylan Ferris

Brunch connoisseur. Software Engineer @C3IoT. Excellent napper.

[Dylan Ferris @DFerrisOfEmAll]

Changing my alarm song to “The Circle of Life” from The Lion King may have been the greatest change I made thus far in 2018.

[Dylan Ferris @DFerrisOfEmAll]

@JessTonn @N_Piliusina It’s snowing in Paris

[Larry Flynt @ImLarryFlynt]

So I decided to do this...let's see what happens.

[BOOMBOX CARTEL @BoomboxCartel]

i can't go a day without people saying something mean about my skin. not everyone looks like you! contain your hate and educate yourself

[Dylan Ferris @DFerrisOfEmAll]

Just got invited to "my" 10 year reunion for high school. I graduated in 2008, it's 2017. I see how well they remember me being there 🤔

[Julia La Roche @JuliaLaRoche]

So... This just happened at @Uber's all-hands meeting. @YahooFinance's @JPManga got some leaked audio. 6:40 min https://t.co/QHXOp7TU0h

[Dylan Ferris @DFerrisOfEmAll]

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[C3 AI @C3_AI]

.@Forbes Q&A with @C3IoT CEO Tom Siebel about his game plan for #IoT market leadership. @richkarlgaard https://t.co/0ZFDMNBgkQ

[Dylan Ferris @DFerrisOfEmAll]

@Caltrain Please stop hosting the wrong link: https://t.co/O4UUR1qQFX so we can find the right link: https://t.co/xFOKHkHDY6

[Dylan Ferris @DFerrisOfEmAll]

.@netflix didn't I just tell you that I am always here?

[Dylan Ferris @DFerrisOfEmAll]

@netflix Tune your machine learning algorithms to know that everytime you ask if I'm still here I am. Bump my threshold to 10 hours.

[Excision @Excision]

Headbangers! I'm giving away a pair of tix for @SpringAwakeFest!

Retweet this and I will pick a random winner to receive 2 GA passes!

[JAUZ @Jauzofficial]

RT IF U THINK I SHOULD POST MY FULL ULTRA SET IN 4K VIDEO SHARKY GOODNESS 🤔🤔🤔

[K.Flay @kflay]

if you're having a weird day, remember that tomorrow might even be weirder

[Dylan Ferris @DFerrisOfEmAll]

Is it still rataTWOille if I'm alone on Valentine's Day?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Let's Make America Smart Again.

[Pegboard Nerds @PegboardNerds]

.@SoundCloud What the heck. Why are you not responding to this issue? Are you about to shut down? Too embarrassed? What? Sheesh.

[Greg Olsen @gregolsen88]

For every RT of this tweet my wife and I will donate $1 (up to $25k) to @R4Rfoundation + @LevineChildrens #OlsenWPMOYChallenge