DeludedFesterer

I am festering and deluded. I smell skidmarks.

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@Tandem_Bank Your feed on here paints a pretty picture but why don't you tell your audience what you are really like keeping settled accounts open to ramp up the interest. Don't say DM me to save face, I've already done that and been ignored.

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

Thanks @SkySportsF1 @CroftyF1 for flashing up that Max won the sprint during qualifying highlights. If it's not Ted overrunning and spoiling the highlights, it's the screen graphics. No idea why Sky ran the sessions in reverse order knowing F1 screen graphics will spoil it.

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@LeeAndersonMP_ Did you mean it when you said you would piss off to Rwanda? Please do you namby pamby human manifestation of a stale dog turd @TheLastLeg

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@thecarolemalone You exposed your demented lunacy well on #jeremyvine, you really shouldn't be drinking this early. You'll still only ever be the Lidls version of smarter, better-presented, more considered, far more humble, intelligent @KTHopkins you blithering fool.

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@JeremyVineOn5 Please stop that vile Tory-loving lying cunt Carole Malone from screaming over everyone. It's not debating when the lunatic exposed by the Daily Mail reduces every argument to "I know, I'm old". She's part of that elitist culture ruining this country #jeremyvine

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@SkySportsF1 Brilliant job announcing the qualifying results during an advert in the middle of qualifying re-run. Absolute failure yet again. Avoided the results all day just for you to fuck it up. Thanks a bunch. #f1lasvegas

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@Paul_Gooddy @SiN_SNVRS Try with the sympathy-seeking comment all you want but it failed. I doubt it was your wit, intelligence or personality that suffered cancer, so what's your excuses there? I'm embarrassed to belong to the same species as you in all honesty.

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@SiN_SNVRS @Paul_Gooddy You should take your face for a shit. You're so inbred and ugly your parents must have fed you by slingshot.

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@81jp84 @fia @SkySportsF1 @tedkravitz @CroftyF1 How dare you use common sense! They manipulated the 2021 championship. They let Red Bull cheat the budget cap last year and the effect of that overspend has benefitted them this year. On top of that Max isn't allowed to be penalised such as in Singapore and now Qatar.

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@CurrysServices I can't because I'm not paying Twitter to chat with you. I'll use Facebook.

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@CurrysServices I would like to raise a complaint but see you've blocked non-verified members from messaging you. Great DM ploy there 👏👏

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@fia @F1 @CroftyF1 @karunchandhok With all the time penalties, can't you just add car/corner sensors & auto cut the power for 1 sec down the straight for the offending car. Just have the back light turn blue so TV and other drivers know? The drivers would stop going wide.

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@bet365 What about your practices of withholding people's money that causes stress and can lead to mental health issues? You going to speak about that?

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@bet365 Can you please explain to me in plain English why your staff are refusing to let people withdraw money from their accounts? We so not see this with @Ladbrokes @paddypower @WilliamHill or @BetVictor it's only bet365.

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@bt_uk @WeAreOpenreach When are you going to put super fast fibre optic in the Hampshire areas? @virginmedia have a monopoly here in a healthy population of pissed off customers who want to leave Virgin in droves.

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@virginmedia If I had known being a female customer would see me ignored, made to feel second rate and made to sit in chat for 2.5 hours by your staff, I'd have lied and said I was a male customer #sexism #Mansplaining #Chauvinistic

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

I'm fuming... but I've got nothing on this.

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

So @anthonyjoshua vs @Tyson_Fury can't happen. Fury blames AJ. @usykaa vs@Tyson_Fury called off. Fury blames Usyk. @Tyson_Fury avoided @DavidPrice_1 too. Let me guess, @JoeJoyceBoxing will be ducked next. Either AJ, Usyk, Joyce, Price, etc are all to blame. Or maybe Fury is 🤔🤔

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@LozzaFox @metpoliceuk Are you going to do something about this? If there ethnicity was reversed, news would be all over it. @SkyNews you going to mention at all or does racism only work one way?

[DeludedFesterer @DFesterer]

@OVOEnergy How does it feel being that stalker company that keeps mailing non-customers after saying in DM you'll leave me alone as I'm not even a customer. Are OVO so tragic they have to invent customers? I've been with @OctopusEnergy the entire time and couldn't be happier.