DumpsterFire45

No God. No kings.
Trying not to hate.
Lord Of Typos.
Invented bacon yogurt.
Rhetoric may not unite.
Kindness is a superpower, but may be withheld for cause.

[DumpsterFire45 @DFire45]

Dear liberal Twitter.

I am a white male in a red rural area of a red southern state.

I wear wrangler pants from Walmart to work, I drive a 4x4, I own a firearm.
I am a fiscally conservative, socially liberal Democrat.

But I look exactly like the magas, and work with my CONT..

[DumpsterFire45 @DFire45]

"If your enemy thwarts you with a blockade, confuse him by helping him blockade, while letting his most important customers pass unchecked"

-Don Tzu

[DumpsterFire45 @DFire45]

Holy shitballs Batman. Can we please have the big dick toilet dude back?

[Home of the Brave @OfTheBraveUSA]

Interim AG Todd Blanche: "It is not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein…The American people need to understand that it isn't a crime to party with Mr. Epstein."

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

NOW THAT PAM BONDI HAS BEEN FIRED FROM THE DUMBEST CULT ON EARTH, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFERING PAM A JOB. ASSUMING SHE DOESN'T GO TO JAIL, SHE CAN WORK IN MY OFFICE OF "TELL US EVERYTHING YOU SAW IN THE EPSTEIN FILES." I ALSO INVITE PAM TO APPEAR IN MY NEW ADVERTISEMENT, "I SOLD MY SOUL TO FAT SATAN AND NOW WILL FOREVER HAVE HIS STENCH OF WEAKNESS, TREASON, AND BEDPANS." THANK YOU. --GCN

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Let’s call this what it is, it’s not just hypocrisy, it’s moral fraud.

Franklin Graham had no problem demonizing Barack Obama, a faithful husband, scandal-free, disciplined, educated, Black man, the very embodiment of the “bootstraps” gospel white evangelicals preach about, as some kind of threat, even suggesting that he was antichrist.

Yet, the same Graham bows in reverence to Donald Trump, an adjudicated rapist, convicted felon, unrepentant racist, porn star banging, pathological liar, with a trail of infidelity, exploitation, documented racism, and associations with convicted child sex traffickers, and has the caucasity to call him “raised up by God.”

That’s not discernment, that’s deception, dishonesty, and disregard for the sacred text he claims to believe.

The standard didn’t change, the subject did. Obama’s integrity was dismissed because he was Black. Trump’s corruption is sanctified because he is white and politically useful.

Graham isn’t applying scripture, he’s weaponizing it. He ignores sin when it serves power, then quotes the Bible to justify the very wickedness it condemns. That’s not Christianity, that’s idolatry of whiteness, wrapped in religious language and draped in a flag. 

This is hypocrisy at its highest level: Calling evil good when it benefits you, and calling good evil when it threatens your power.

And then having the audacity to say God said it.

[DumpsterFire45 @DFire45]

@GaryPetersonUSA Nothing but net on that one Gary. Nothing but net.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

I’ve got a good feeling about our new Interim AG.

[DumpsterFire45 @DFire45]

@RadioFreeTom @JoshuaReyn68470 He probably committed the unforgivable act of being reasonable, or some other transgression that involved refusal to engage in stupid shit.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

Firing the Army chief of staff in the middle of a war is always a sign that things are going great

[DumpsterFire45 @DFire45]

I feel like non-testicled peeps don't understand how much male behavior is driven by the paranoia that something is going to violently crush our balls. Imagine how neurotic you would be if your ovaries were on the outside, and you were constantly worried about them being smashed.

[Marc Polymeropoulos @Mpolymer]

Smart analysis here

[Lars Christensen @MaMoMVPY]

Trump has addressed the American people - and the world. The build-up promised something momentous.

BUT what did he actually say? NOTHING. The expected attacks on NATO did not materialise, nor was there ANYTHING concrete about the plan regarding the war with Iran.

Before the speech he had hinted that the US was on its way out. But there was nothing concrete on that front either. Trump apparently cannot find a way out of this war. But just look at the financial markets this morning: oil prices up - and equities sharply down.

The most shocking aspect of this speech is that it was PREPARED, and yet despite that, Trump was utterly incapable of delivering any coherent message whatsoever.

It genuinely appears as though the speech was written by a 19-year-old with no knowledge of the subject - it is plainly evident that there was neither a professional speechwriter nor any professional input on the substance.

It strikes me that there are quite simply NO professional people around him. The speech was atrociously written - and delivered even worse. It is deeply peculiar.

As an investor, one is left with the overwhelming impression that there is quite simply NO plan - that there are no professionals of any kind left in the American federal administration.

My single greatest concern is that the situation is so chaotic that Trump will go on to make even worse decisions with far, far more deadly consequences in the time ahead. There appears to be no one who is seriously keeping a grip on reason.

It is also abundantly clear that Trump can no longer back out. He is trapped in this war. And it is becoming increasingly likely that further escalation lies ahead - and it is perfectly obvious that the US now has virtually no allies left in the world - save for Israel and Russia.

And finally - the fact that the US continues to push its allies further and further away through this utterly irrational behaviour must also carry economic and financial consequences, in that the US will find it increasingly difficult to attract capital.

The world will be left in no doubt that one cannot rely on purchasing American weapons systems. One cannot purchase American IT systems. And it will become harder and harder to maintain the dollar's status as the global reserve currency.

Note in this connection that should the economies of the Gulf states become significantly further weakened, they will sooner or later be compelled to abandon their peg to the dollar.

While rising oil prices are in principle supportive of the dollar, the underlying reality is that Trump's actions are systematically undermining the dollar's role in the global financial system.

[Thomas Kennedy @tomaskenn]

Statements from the same U.S. administration said within one day of each other.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My gas and groceries are up 40%, my health insurance is up 50%, and the president is covering up an elite pedophilia ring. But at least there won't be trans athletes competing in a 2028 Olympic sport that I won't be watching.

[Nick Anderson/Political Cartoonist @Nick_Anderson_]

Iran War Announcements
Link in comments...

[Gizmo Memes @GizmoMemes]

Kristi Noem and her husband 😭

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’ll save you some time on the Iran address:

• It’s Biden’s fault
• 48 hours
• Two weeks
• Some incoherent gibberish
• We’ve won
• We are way ahead of schedule
• It’s a little excursion
• We have obliterated them
• We’ve knocked out all their ships
• I could open up the Strait of Hormuz
• Go get your own oil
• They gave us a present
• NATO are cowards
• Something about Nuclear weapons
• Allies are useless
• We need allies
• Nobody’s ever seen anything like it
• Fake news
• DEMOCRATS
• Obama
• More gibberish
• I know more than the generals
• Greatest foreign policy ever

Am I missing anything?