David Flaxten

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

A message to the conservatives

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I hear the press have got hold of some pictures and so I have been forced to make this statement. Needless to say, I apologise. https://t.co/mNRsQ57iTF

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Our economic woes ARE NOT Rishi or Brexit’s fault!
Blame the following:
The Bank of England
Putin
Covid
Small boats
Kids identifying as cats
Lineker
Philip Schofield
Meghan Markle
Chris Packham
Drag queens
Netflix
The blob
French & German men on roofs!😡
https://t.co/1tkj0emc21

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Pinned thread of a few of my videos…

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

📞 Every Colin from Portsmouth call so far (Part 1) A thread🧵

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

📞 "Rishi Sunak is making it illegal to hate Britain and YOU'LL be the first to go! 😡😡🇬🇧🇬🇧"

🎙️"How am I anti-British?"

📞"You said Brexit was a bad idea, you're against fracking and you like Gary Lineker."

Colin from Portsmouth can't wait for the new patriotic law.

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

📞"Boris leaked those photos himself."

"He'll resign, and won't have to wish Liverpool good luck in the Champions League final👏"

"Those unpatriotic Scousers have been played by our genius Prime Minister."

Colin from Portsmouth welcomes interim PM Nadine Dorries until Monday.

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

📞Keir Starmer should do the decent thing AND RESIGN 😡

🎙️That would put pressure on Boris.

📞 Then let's forgive and forget. But if Starmer puts pressure on the police to forgive him then he's GOT TO GO 😡

Colin from Portsmouth is confused yet adamant over Beergate.

[Quentin Sommerville @sommervilletv]

If you don't recognise these tactics, then you haven't been paying attention. From Kharkiv's frontline, #Ukraine @dcinfocus and Feras. With thanks to our local team. @BBCNews @BBCWorld Graphic content warning.

[Richard Hall @_RichardHall]

The Sky News team is incredibly lucky to be alive. This is a reminder of the risk journalists are taking to report in Ukraine.

https://t.co/DLyXRf529g

[New York Times Opinion @nytopinion]

“Seriously I can just come out and say it? Call him a liar?” asks @JonathanPieNews, a fictional broadcast reporter created and performed by comedian Tom Walker, in a satirical video about Britain’s Prime Minister.
“God bless America.” https://t.co/Hu6Q6q8TBp

[Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey]

I’ve written a little song to accompany this.

[sound up]

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

📞"Yet ANOTHER Christmas advert without anyone in it like me. John Lewis are erasing my identity." 😡

Colin from Portsmouth has nothing against other people - some of his best friends are other people. But not at Christmas.

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

📞"I feel myself becoming more and more Marxist with every England win, and there's NOTHING this government is doing about it." 😡

Colin from Portsmouth is worried about the dangers of passive Marxism from England's continued success at #EURO2020 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Springwell @SpringwellLDS]

IT'S SPRINGWELL DAY 🎉😱🥰💯

[JuiceOne @JuiceSimpsons]

More dynamite clips coming out of the Harry and Meghan interview!

[David Pogue @Pogue]

This is the COOLEST. A Google Earth-type representation of the planet. Every green dot is a radio station. Click any dot to listen in. It’s like cultural teleportation. You could spend hours with this thing… https://t.co/rdEHUUfgvk

[Damien Slash @damienslash]

Bob Dylan singing the Terms and Conditions of a standard Digital User Agreement #impression

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - President Trump and the OTHER Room Next Door