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[Barry Switzer @Barry_Switzer]

Can't wait till some female tell's me option football will work in NFL.

[Corby Davidson @corbydavidson]

For those blaming Romo, stop. Ask yourselves if they would be there or not without him. No. Fucking. Way. Yes he had a bad game. But think!!

[Richie Whitt @richiewhitt]

To all the stubborn, irrational Romo haters, my sympathies. Been a rough couple weeks, huh? #Cowboys

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

You won't believe this, but the Republicans think the Republican won, but the Democrats think the Democrat won. #wow

[Floyd Mayweather @FloydMayweather]

I bet the Cowboys second half $200,000. This is real. Not a rumor like Michigan. http://t.co/nyvM0SSa

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

“@keith_king: @swish41 Why not just jump ship to some "Super" team?” I bleed blue

[Stuckey @Stuckey2]

Getting on top of these rumors and I think they do it anyway. Hamels will make odds drop if it does. Texas Rangers to win World Series +499.

[Complex Bets @ComplexBets]

LEGENDARY --> RT @xBRICHx: Charles Barkley tells a story about an 18-year old Dirk dropping 50 (on Scottie) http://t.co/P0ZUsNEQ

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

These Heat fans haven't been this happy since they were Lakers fans.

[df @DFleischer41]

@damngamm

[Kevin Turner @ktfuntweets]

@DezBryant to be clear, I heard you and DJ Jazzy got into a dispute at the club when he bumped the table in Jenga causing you to lose:

[Xavier Lawson XLK @XavierLawson90]

#sooners are the stupidest people on eart, I swear. #gopokes

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

Heard my man @brekshea goin to train w/Arsenal for a month. Show 'em how we do it in Dallas

[OU Alumni Assoc. @OU_Alumni]

If you love OU, please give us a retweet! We're Sooner born and Sooner bred, and when we die we'll be Sooner dead! #tweetlikeachampiontoday

[SI Vault @si_vault]

Every male reading this right now is jealous of whoever this girl went home to last night:

[Danny Points @Danny_Points]

The most embarrassing hype video ever made #powertowel #willieschant http://t.co/2OiIv2Dq @brownleejustin

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

Oh, sports - I wish you didn't hurt us so much. It would be smart to quit you. Instead, I will wake up and do it again tomorrow.

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

And then, Rangers fans, there is this: http://t.co/vy1SiYfW