Patrick Kaple

Xavier 🎓Cleveland⚾🏀🏈 fanatic OSU 🏈. 👰 @placheckim #XavierNation #SkylinePartner @1kconey 🌭

[Patrick Kaple @DFluckesFans]

You're probably wondering how We Got Here:

🐥 Norwalk + Venetia 🐥
💕 September 21, 2012
🎓 @XavierU class of 2016
💍 September 21, 2021
💒 October 15, 2022
💒 Bellarmine Chapel
🥳 Backstage event center

#NewProfilePic

[The Twins Almanac @TwinsAlmanac]

If Shohei Ohtani would have played in Babe Ruth’s era, his career would have ended his rookie season when he tore his ulnar collateral ligament for the first time.

[tern @1goodtern]

We tried and tried and tried to warn you about this guy.

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

BANG PERFECTION

[Jed Drenning @TheSignalCaller]

In its history, earth has been home to an estimated 117 billion people. Only one of them has started and won four bowl games.

[Nekias (Nuh-KAI-us) Duncan @NekiasNBA]

OH MY GOODNESS

WEMBY FOR THE LEAD

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Dude 💀😭

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

This home run remains the all-time record for most Championship Win Probability Added (cWPA) on a single play and I will share it as many times as I’m given the opportunity.

[#5ontheway @bron23xgoat]

Playoffs with 30-52 record

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Travis Bazzana leadoff homer

Bazzana since moving to leadoff spot:
.317 BA
2 HR
7 RBI

[Jose @GuardsBurner_]

Travis Bazzana vs. the rookie infielders everyone compared him to before his MLB debut.

All of these guys are legit. But it was absolute nonsense to write-off Bazzana before he got called up.

[Lewis, William... William @WillLewis_1976]

Trump literally KILLED tons of farmers' livelihoods with his tariffs to the point he had to do a bailout, but it was still too late for many of them and they had to file for bankruptcy.

This doesn't even count all the farmers that had been enrolled in special farmland conservation programs under the Biden admin, they bought all the stuff to do it out of pocket, & then Trump shut down the program and the farmers never got paid back. Most of the farms affected were small family owned ones.

Damn shame to see a rich former NFL player cosplay as a farmer to glaze Trump.

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

First time in half a decade the MVP race isn’t over before it starts and this is the year Jose Ramirez decides not to be the second best player

[Evan Miyakawa @EvanMiya]

Final transfer class rankings for the 2026 offseason from https://t.co/cegyfz8ykZ 👇

[Kyle, a Madson @KyleAMadson]

A website just told me 64-18

[NBA on Real @NBAonReal]

CAVS STEAL GAME 1 OF THE ANALYTICAL FINALS IN OKC 🍿

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

1) 20-year-old, 99th percentile sprint speed
2) 21-year-old, 72nd percentile
3) 33-year-old, 57th percentile
4) 25-year-old, 100th percentile
5) 25-year-old, 98th percentile

Jose Ramirez is such a freak

[oxyzen @oxyzen]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”

[Hamz Talks Hoops @hamztalkshoops_]

For quite literally ZERO reason, the NBA Finals broadcast used an AI-altered image of Tony Parker last night…

[Patrick Kaple @DFluckesFans]

Got stuck with Maurice cheeks. First 4 had me on quite the path

[Tyler @stevenkwanshat]

Mogged