Danielle Perkins

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: An Internet poll found that 97% of women want Andrew Tate’s cannibal prison neighbor to eat him.

[Andrew Fox @Mr_Andrew_Fox]

Get the Tate look:

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

You've learned a lot from him alright

[Paul🥷 @l4pablo]

When your Nan falls in love with the waiter in Tenerife

[Irish Unity 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @IrishUnity]

Messi carrying Argentina, Lamine Yamal carrying Spain, British Airways carrying England.

[wasnonowYES @proscot4indy]

England are the school bullies of world football, great at battering the little guys but the minute they face a someone who’ll stand up to them they fold like a Blackpool deckchair.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

truly nothing funnier than sad fans in costumes

[CelticLisboa @CelticLisboaa]

These commentators are fucking insufferable. No wonder the world wants them to lose.

[thelefttake @thelefttake]

It’s genuinely tragic that this country has a stupid fat fuck MP who posts videos of himself eating bacon sarnies everyday in the hope it will make imagined Muslim Brits uncomfortable.

This is the caliber of the people governing us, it’s a joke.

[J🍀 @cfcjoe1888__]

men shouldn’t ever be allowed to “debate” abortion. full stop

and especially not some fat charlie kirk wannabe who’s never even seen a fanny

[Danielle Perkins @DHPerks69]

absolutely insane. sounds like a fuckin supermarket advert

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

This is fucking horrific. Pochin telling England to keep winning so blokes don't batter their wives, instead of telling abusers not to abuse.

Can't believed what I have just watched.

[Aaron @RAWACafc]

Gary Barlows son’s World Cup ball on order I see

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

The best thing about the 30p plastic bag charge is that the cupboard next to my sink is now worth £672,348

[Danielle Perkins @DHPerks69]

‘Good morning’

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

What workplace phrase instantly annoys you?

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Friendly reminder that Pride isn't about turning your straight kids into gay kids. It's about not turning gay kids into dead kids.

[Danielle Perkins @DHPerks69]

@Nigel_Farage to make this all about you is a disgrace you racist cunt. where’s your apology to Henry’s family?

[waliu @idek_tb]

If a regular crackhead did this on a corner y’all would call the police.

[Beffy @beffybadbelly]

Ah cheers, when I can’t afford tampons anymore I’ll just shove some buckwheat up there.