Tyler Durden

El fútbol es lo más bonito del mundo. Lo segundo es Roger Federer.

[Gregory @gregnsg]

“Ojalá el árbitro no robe tanto”.

El árbitro:

[Jesse Tinsley @JesseTinsley]

Imagine telling someone in 1999…

The year is 2026.

The President is Donald Trump in his second non consecutive term.

The richest man in the world is PayPal cofounder Elon Musk… but not because of fintech or Paypal. Because of rockets, electric cars, AI, satellites, brain chips and something called “Boring Company”.

Apple is worth trillions but its main business isn’t computers… its selling glass rectangles everyone stares at for 9 hours a day.

People don’t watch TV. They watch teenagers explain geopolitics, finance, and relationship advice in ~60 second videos.

The biggest taxi company owns no taxis.
The biggest hotel company owns no hotels.
The most powerful media companies are social networks where everyone argues with strangers for free.

Kids are making millions filming themselves playing video games.

AI Robots write emails, code, legal memos, songs, essays, and breakup texts.

The internet is mostly bots arguing with humans who are trying to prove they aren’t bots.

You can summon a car, groceries, a doctor, a date, a private jet, or a dog walker from your phone.

People pay real money for invisible currencies, digital monkeys, AI girlfriends and pictures that disappear after 24 hours.

The richest companies in the world don’t sell oil, steel, or cars. They sell attention, compute, data, and addiction.

And somehow, after all of that everyone is still using Excel.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[MisterChip (Alexis) @2010MisterChip]

Lo voy a decir ya porque sino reviento: DANIEL MUÑOZ ES UNO DE LOS TRES MEJORES LATERALES DERECHOS DEL MUNDO.

SAQUENLO YA DEL CRYSTAL PALACE

[Javier Milei @JMilei]

MESSI ES IMPOSIBLE

[MisterChip (Alexis) @2010MisterChip]

Goles con su selección desde que terminó Catar 2022...

Cristiano: 30 en 35 partidos (promedio de 0.86 goles por partido)

Messi: 24 en 29 partidos (0.83)

Mbappé: 24 en 34 partidos (0.71)

¿Lastre? Los cojones.

[MisterChip (Alexis) @2010MisterChip]

Argentina puede ser aún 1ª, 2ª o 3ª de grupo, pero ya está matemáticamente clasificada.

Leo Messi en fases de grupos...

Champions League: 19 de 19 superadas
Mundial de Clubes: 1 de 1 superadas
Leagues Cup: 2 de 2 superadas
Copa del Mundo: 6 de 6 superadas
Copa América: 7 de 7 superadas

35 de 35 superadas. Si conoces a alguien con un pleno igual o superior, puedes mencionarle.

SPOLIER: no vas a encontrar a nadie.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Messi.

[Copa Mundial FIFA 🏆 @fifaworldcup_es]

El máximo goleador en la historia de la #CopaMundialFIFA. ✨

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

40% of fatherhood is walking around the house, turning off lights.

[Carlos Antonio Velez @velezfutbol]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Major cheat code for life: Become difficult to rush. The world will pressure you to rush into everything. Rushed decisions. Rushed conversations. Rushed relationships. Rushed timelines. There's immense power in rejecting that trend. Slow down. Create space to think clearly.

[Diegocaricatura @diegocaricatura]

@petrogustavo Cuando Ud ganó en segunda a las 8pm estaba dando su discurso como ganador. Por qué no se esperó una semana al reconteo? Confiaba mucho en el sistema electoral de hace 4 años y ya no?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In the future, a trillion times a trillion dollars will be spent on making antimatter to travel to other star systems

[Gastón Edul @gastonedul]

Ronaldo: “Es hora de que el Mundo deje de esconderse y acepte que Leo Messi es el mejor jugador de fútbol de todos los tiempos”.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The laws of physics I created do not apply to Lionel Messi.

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

#YouGotThis

[MisterChip (Alexis) @2010MisterChip]

EL MEJOR JUGADOR DE TODOS LOS TIEMPOS. MÁS DE 20 AÑOS EN LA ÉLITE DEL FÚTBOL MUNDIAL. NO HUBO NADIE MÁS GRANDE. NO HABRÁ NADIE MÁS GRANDE. LEGENDARIO, GIGANTESCO, ETERNO.

[Ben Wright @benwright]

It’s currently 86° in Houston and they’re playing indoors in a climate-controlled stadium. Have some respect for fans’ intelligence and call it what it is: a commercial break.

Are we really going to keep up this charade for the entire tournament?