DearHusband/DearWife

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[DearHusband/DearWife @DHxDW]

Dear Wife: I remember the good old years... you know, back when you at least TRIED not to fart in front of me? You've gotten so gross...

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Dear Husband: What's the point in spending thirty minutes shaving if you won't even look up from the Xbox long enough to notice?

[DearHusband/DearWife @DHxDW]

Dear Wife: Don't ask me questions where there IS no right answer. I can smell them coming a mile away, and I'm not falling for it anymore.

[DearHusband/DearWife @DHxDW]

Dear Husband: Thanks for putting the kid's potty-seat adapter on top of my toothbrush on the counter instead of onto the floor. Mmm, salty.

[DearHusband/DearWife @DHxDW]

RT: My wife treats me like a God... Every night for dinner i get a burnt offering. @gavy1 @ilovespringers @kyleorchid

[Jamey Goodlet @sharleneslburkh]

Sorry I won't be in today. My wife's going to get pregnant and I want to be there.

[DearHusband/DearWife @DHxDW]

@tamytoo2 Ha! Love your computer tweet. :)

[DearHusband/DearWife @DHxDW]

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[DearHusband/DearWife @DHxDW]

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[DearHusband/DearWife @DHxDW]

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[DearHusband/DearWife @DHxDW]

Dear Husband: If it weren't for pickle jars and spiders, I swear to God you wouldn't live here anymore.

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Dear Wife: No, those jeans don't make your ass look fat. It's the cheeseburgers.

[DearHusband/DearWife @DHxDW]

@AveryOslo Thanks for the RT! Cat vomit is an important issue in our society. I guess. :)

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Dear Wife: Cleaning up cat vomit is an equal-opportunity event. Where's your fucking feminism now?

[DearHusband/DearWife @DHxDW]

Dear Husband: Our three-year-old can pick up his socks off the floor. WHY CAN'T YOU?

[DearHusband/DearWife @DHxDW]

Dear Wife: Please remove the cat-size furball you left in the shower drain. Yes, daily.

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Dear Husband: Your balls smell AWESOME.

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Dear Wife: I love when you pick your feet. Really. No, I don't want to sleep with you tonight. Totally unrelated, I'm sure...