Ron Burgundy

Only the good die young
Live for today, as tomorrow is never promised

[Harry Psaros @PittGuru]

Moving forward, #Pitt has a decision to make: stick with the experienced journeyman backup or unleash the talented, albeit inexperienced, 4-star freshman. I’m rolling with the freshman. The upside is too enticing not to find out what he can do. 🔵🏈🟡

[Ron Burgundy @DIFS412]

I.e. = LeBron is an old man

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

LeBron James is reportedly suffering from chronic arthritis in his left foot and lower back pain as he enters his 24th NBA season

[Ron Burgundy @DIFS412]

Big ben 2.0 -

Story all over...

Almost. Ben had to wait bc coach's son played qb and finally showed why.

Mestemaker - never played a fucking snap in HS. That coach should be fired and quite frankly embarrassed.

@steelers make it happen

@MarkMaddenX @ThePoniExpress

[Rookie Watch @RookieWatxh]

Drew Mestemaker’s elite arm talent was on FULL DISPLAY against West Virginia.

One NFL scout reportedly believes Josh Allen (Bills QB) is “written all over” his game.

The Oklahoma State QB has TOP-10 pick potential for a SERIOUS reason 😳🔥

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

whole league turned into a deli

[LFGM @TheAmazins]

Um, who did this? 😬💀 #LGM

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

If you went to bed instead of watching SNF I wanna tell you that you made the correct decision…….in the first half that is …… so actually you were wrong

Because you missed a second half that I could only describe as one that was off of grade A Johnny Depp dust 😂

[Fanatics Collect @Collect]

McDonald's is releasing a Pokémon TCG Happy Meal 👀

From November 5 through December 9, each Happy Meal will include a four-card booster pack with 15 cards in the set to collect.

The cards have not been revealed yet.

[Frank Michael Smith @frankmikesmith]

Contrary to the mainstream narrative that Guardian Caps make football safer, there's no hard proof that they actually work...unless it's a cap on cap collision. What's much more important is educating athletes on how to properly protect themselves

[Ev Hand @Evan_Hand]

The NFL just fined six different players over $170,000 combined for celebrations they deemed as inappropriate Including Ja’marr Chase, Tee Higgins, Amon Ra St. Brown, Kyle Juszcyk and more ##TikTokCampaign##football##americanfootball

[Hugh @CommandersPost]

Marshawn has the solution to JDs injury

No surgery needed #raisehail

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Noah’s Ark resting place is reportedly “100% confirmed” after 4,300 years, following the discovery of an astonishing “man-made” structure buried deep underground, per Daily Mail.

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

Patrick Mahomes first TD +2000

Live reaction: 💀💀🤣🤣

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Just because it’s the punt team doesn’t mean you can’t go beast mode

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

my vote:

[Ron Burgundy @DIFS412]

Just pissed they didnt do this w mario

[Blue Thunder @BlueThunderReal]

I compared the Ocarina of Time Remake to the Original, shot for shot 🤯

[Ron Burgundy @DIFS412]

Dude played ss like derek jeter. Hit like billy Hamilton 220

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

I’m doing my 19th fantasy football draft tonight. And I just had my last pick auto picked because I’m transfixed by this Jack Wilson defensive highlight reel. He could play the hell out of the shortstop position. Holy crap.

[Cannabis 💚 @snoopdoggslungz]

Cannabis actually has a documented effect on your dreams even when you're not high.

Regular smokers suppress REM sleep consistently. When you take a break your brain goes into REM rebound, flooding you with vivid intense dreams to make up for lost time.

This is why people who quit after heavy use report some of the most intense dreams of their life in the first 1-2 weeks. Your brain is catching up on a backlog.

Has this ever happened to you?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

GTA 6 might be the greatest game of our lives

Unlimited side quests

[Ron Burgundy @DIFS412]

Should be steelers coach after McCarthy

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Bears HC Ben Johnson said WRs coach Antwaan Randle El called the plays in the second half vs. the #Browns today when Chicago scored 24 points and put up 235 yards of offense.

"I think he's got a chance to be an OC in this league. I think he's got a chance to be a head coach in this league,” Ben Johnson said.

[Ron Burgundy @DIFS412]

@937theFan

[Chris O'Leary | Baseball + Critical Thinking @thepainguy]

My first tweet about Paul Skenes and his pitching mechanics.

Skenes' problems were easy to see coming.