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prepare those cheeks

[.. @DILFHUnter68]

Was talking to my work bestie about how I use amazon because I hate talking to people and then I made direct eye contact with a woman who was about to ask a question, and she said "good timing" and then walked off. That's right bitch keep walking.

[Soup @Sniping_Soup]

Repost if you’re not ashamed of your lord and savior!

[heheheh @Nwnysb]

@shadesofgreaves Harry just two seconds before discovering the art of bowling

[.. @DILFHUnter68]

@JDMorgan now at the legal age where I can hunt dilfs

[.. @DILFHUnter68]

I don't understand why we don't have toasters that are see-through so you can see the toastyness level. Cos burnt toast for brekkie makes me wanna cut my tit off with a butter knife, (preferably not the one I just used to butter my toast)

[.. @DILFHUnter68]

Okay so it's called a onocentaur, which is fucking stupid

[.. @DILFHUnter68]

If a human and a horse is called a centaur then what is a human and a donkey called?

[McNasty @McNasty]

there's no way shrek is circumcised

[.. @DILFHUnter68]

@GreggsOfficial @Primark Well it's definitely not my will to live

[Yumi @YumiMain]

yo bitch played with my minion til it gru 💯

[.. @DILFHUnter68]

@taizinhaa24 Babes don't get me started on Roberts batman 😭

[.. @DILFHUnter68]

People that don't like broccoli need to grow the fuck up cos it slaps, these will also be the same motherfuckers who like cauliflower even though that legit tastes like dish water in a solid form

[.. @DILFHUnter68]

@ShawnLevyDirect I need a fucking drink

[.. @DILFHUnter68]

Talk to me about eddie and I cut off your headie 🙃

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Zito @_Zeets]

Nothing makes atheism more attractive than American Christianity

[.. @DILFHUnter68]

If you think that Eddie Munson listens to Arctic Monkeys or Måneskin your fucking deluded. Don't disrespect black sabbath and bring them down to that level, he listens to metal deal with it.

[.. @DILFHUnter68]

@TobeyMaguire is the best spiderman and that's a fact. The only reason why people don't like his spiderman is because he'd not conventionally attractive. But he is a bean and has my whole heart x

[.. @DILFHUnter68]

@a_stan7 My biggest flex is that I got the comics without the netflex sticker

[.. @DILFHUnter68]

@Sniping_Soup @BlargMyShnoople Why is the guy fingering his face in the back