Dino Thing

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@RealBigBaby No

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Do vampires poop and pee?

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@TSSteinbacher Incredible

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

There was a good 5 year stretch where this exact outfit did a lot of heavy lifting in the “ya okay he is hot i guess” ranking

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@kelisafeld Oh my god I can't believe I'm just seeing these James bond tweets

[swamp thing 🇵🇸 @castinemachine]

they fucked up bynot naming it beetleTWOce

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

A 32 hour four day work week without loss in pay would do more for our overall quality of life and wellbeing than nearly any other singular socioeconomic change

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Fuck

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Subtweeting? Fine. SubREtweeting? Now that's good shit

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I'm feeling p sassy

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mom called and said that dad was hurt that i was sassy to him and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

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Being Cool is overrated. Sassy is where it's at.

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@ItsWitchykins If not yarn, fancy dinner

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Incubus really said lemme write a song about how good it feels to be inside of you

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Commenting on every big brand trendy crochet insta ad "Who is crocheting these?"

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@kelisafeld Coming from one of the funniest people I've ever met this is high praise

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Homer

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Homer