Town of DISH Police Department (Parody)

Welcome to the unofficial Town of DISH, Texas police department page (NOTE THIS IS A PARODY) Serving DISH since 2000. operated by @sb018_xitter

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Welcome to the Town of DISH, Texas, we are here to serve you, and yes, we are named after a satelite tv company, it is true look it up, if you have an emergency, you know who to call.

[Town of DISH Police Department (Parody) @DISHTXPDFan]

I am posting this to you as a person, not a parody.
Fuck the USA and Israel, and free Iran and Palestine.

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@askuridi @HughJassole96 @SquintFeastwood @chonckie You are under arrest for aphobia.

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@netanyahu @realDonaldTrump @USAmbIsrael Sybau war criminal

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Xitter made us delete the post on the main, we still stand by everything we said LOL

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@parloo_yt ur under arrest for diddling

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TRUMP IS ISRAELS PUPPET BECAUSE TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES /s

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we are so back

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4910 Hennington Drive Spring, Texas 77388
im coming for u

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Due to the tariffs, we have to add a 25% tax for entering town limits.

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the hacker has been found and arrested

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hehehe we changed our name to DIRECTV

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@LVgovt we are going to war

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We are proud to announce the new mayor of DISH is GLaDOS, the CEO of Aperture Laboratories!

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why yes we are ok even though a massive snowstorm is hitting us

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happy new year

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Merry christmas (Birthday of Jesus) Crime is still illegal btw

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We will be closed tomorrow because our mayor has knee surgery tomorrow.

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@itsrobloxhere he needs to sell it to us

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@iirnvjgt @deerparkpd You know what would be better?

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@MinnesotanCasey Give it to us and we can turn this into the new fire department account