โ โ โ โ โ โฆ โฆ โฆ not like I got anything better to do, than dance the time away. Gotta flex on the conformists, after all โโ even if it's mostly just me, doing it. โ
โ โ โ โ โ โฆ โฆ โฆ okay, here's a shirt and pants combo from Wal-Mart. That's doable. Nobody does stupid fru-fru a-s-s Vamp Kid or Eno shยกt with Wal-Mart clothes โโ โ
โ โ โ โ โ a Shirley Temple is โ blood โ and Twilight is the Bible, and you act like โ oh look at me and my overly emotional aura, per se โ โฆ โฆ โฆ Goth, they were ANNOYING ! Still, I didn't think that shยกt would get them all โโ maybe Makowski dipped and got away, though. [ + ]
โ โ โ โ โ He was annoying enough to survive being box-shipped to SCOTTSDALE, for fรck's sake โโ !!! โ
โ โ โ โ โ Another flip of the bangs, before he peers into the box, just to make sure he didn't miss anything from a different store, just touching the Hot Topic stuff.
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โ โ โ โ โ So THAT'S why he didn't pay the box much mind.
โ โ โ โ โ Trust me, you think I'm being dramatic. But, us Goths nearly murked Makowski for being the annoying prick that started the entire Vamp Kid trend. It's like โโ like diet vegan shยกt, but if you pretend that [ + ]
โ โ โ โ โ Well for starters, you can't wear anything from Hot Topic. Period. Ever. If you do, the Vamp Kids will somehow find a way by God to get here and even in their virus-riddled state, they'll try to convert you into a dweeby posing loser faux-vampire, like they are. โ [ + ]
He hummed and didn't respond to the comments about his favorite color. He looked around his room...it was weird being back in this room since he's refused to leave the garage since Rick died. The box is mainly just... things from hot topic...ripped black jeans...
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โ โ โ โ โ Rifling through the closet for a minute, before he simply backs out of it โฆ โฆ โฆ brushing his dark jacket off, like he got coated in โ normie cooties โ.
โ โ โ โ โ Ugh. At least there's no fru-fru a-s-s picture designs โโ maybe just some clothing dye to fix it up. โ
โ โ โ โ โ Yellow is a totalitarian color. Everyone dยกes believing yellow is sunshine and happiness, but it's all a conspiracy by the government to keep everyone down and subdued so they can boil us down to oils and grind us up into happy pills to drug everyone โโ repeat. โ
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He hummed happily when the glitch seemed to stop... it's been bothering him for a while... usually Rick Fixed it but...yeah.
"I uh...i dunno about tomb.... yellow was...the color that spoke to to me so...I have...a lot of yellow shirts and and just .. regular jeans"
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โ โ โ โ โ โโ Goth, it's like a tomb in here โฆ and not the good, hardcore kind. This is just sad. Kept prisoner by the government that makes this societal nonsense a long-overrun joke โฆ โฆ โฆ but Goth forbid you don't find the joke funny, and they keep you prisoner to it !!! โ
โ โ โ โ โ The Goth doesn't even turn around โโ a simple snap of his fingers, faintly glowing with something akin to โฆ โฆ โฆ magic( ? ), and the glitching seems to immediately find itself under control and out of a noticeable range. Only then, does he open the closet up. [ + ]
He led him through the house... there's pictures on the walls.... mainly of his family and his sister... he's...not in a lot of pictures... except with an older man... presumably Rick. He went upstairs and into his room... it's.... FREEZING and far too clean, like
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โ โ โ โ โ Probably good thing you hid all that, or they would've set up this elaborate scheme to convert you and any other nearby Goths into fรcking poser a-s-s EMOS !!! They got Henrietta and Firkle, before the spirit of Edgar Allen Poe proved it was all just a TV prank stunt. โ
โ โ โ โ โ Let's start with what you have. I need to see exactly what I'm working with, here โโ and just how long the paltry excuse they call โ existence โ has kept you enslaved and shackled. โ
โ โ โ โ โ He follows behind the other โฆ โฆ โฆ nose lightly wrinkling at how [ + ]
He sat up and walked to the door that led to the house.
"We can...go...look I...I...I mean ...I don't remember what is...is in my room"
He hasn't been in his room for....a long long time.
"But...if...you prefer to steal I am...a small sometimes a medium because the only
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โ โ โ โ โ โ conformist the house appeared. He lived in a damn trailer, and even it didn't look so faux-happy and disgustingly societal.
โ โ โ โ โ Ugh, Goth โฆ โฆ โฆ it did a number on you, didn't it ? I'd be fรcka-s-s miserable too, if I was stuck in a place like this. [ + ]
โ โ โ โ โ Now, step two โโ this is where your outfit changes from that normie fit you have, into something more akin to the way of pained, agonized ( un )life, inside of you. If you've not any clothing that fits, I'll go steal some for you. I'll just need your clothing sizes. โ
โ โ โ โ โ Ambrose โฆ โฆ โฆ โ
โ โ โ โ โ He lets the name settle in the air, like fine wine.
โ โ โ โ โ โโ hum. Yes, yes, that will do. It has a nicer ring to it, than Sparrow does โฆ โฆ โฆ from this day forth, you are now Ambrose. That's step one of the enlightenment. [ + ]
There's a small scrunch of his nose at the idea... he's changed his name twice already...so having to do it again sounded like a chore. He ran a hand through his hair thinking for a second
"Alright I uh I've changed my name twice I...I can do this um... Mortimer?
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