Curshcavarnicus 𓅊

ASE-Certified Master Automotive Technician, Thinker, Lover, Brother, Son, Uncle, and Friend of many.

[Curshcavarnicus 𓅊 @DIYMKULTRA]

Hall of meat thread

[Curshcavarnicus 𓅊 @DIYMKULTRA]

Hall of meat, this week’s best fucked up cars

[Dick Whittler @WhittleDick_]

This used to cost like $5.99

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

Legit rich people cars:
- Armored GMC Yukon XL
- The second nicest sedan made by a company from your country
- An Toyota
- String of crashed lamborghinis and one crashed porsche
- Cybertruck (people are gonna MALD about this but it's true)
- "I dunno a black one"
- Some gay retarded bullshit like a Suzuki Cappuccino
- New Old Stock 1998 Ford Ranger with cloth seats and manual windows
- Pristine (and I mean fucking PRISTINE) 1983 Mercedes 300TD
- Recumbent Bicycle

[EvilBoxyBoo @evileboxyboo]

@fcbmink egghead looking nigga

[Curshcavarnicus 𓅊 @DIYMKULTRA]

@taofledermaus 🔥vids always rock keep up the good work

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

I just saw my sister-in-law scrolling one of those “are we dating the same guy?” Facebook groups and it’s so funny because if there was a “are we fucking the same bitch?” Facebook group where random guys were posting women’s identities online the fucking FBI would get involved.

[Curshcavarnicus 𓅊 @DIYMKULTRA]

@YIMBYLAND Also Motorcycles and Jet skis. Really most any PWC the juice is not worth the squeeze

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

I once saw a helicopter go down in the East River next to Carl Schurz park when I lived on the UES. I was the first to call 911 and watched the whole nightmare unfold.

The helicopter lost power, auto-rotated down safely, landed softly on the water, and everything seemed like it was ok. Except one of the landing gear airbags failed to inflate, causing the helicopter to flip upside down in the water. The pilot scrambled out and was screaming for help as he bobbed in and out of the helicopter, trying to rescue his passengers. Come to find out, this was an aerial photography tour and the passengers were secured to the helicopter via a full-body harness and a locking carabiner in the middle of their back. Nobody managed to free themselves from their restraints and all 4 drowned. Eventually the pilot gave up, crawled on top of the half-submerged helicopter, and floated down the East River as he continued to scream for help.

Helicopters are death traps and will kill you in ways you can’t even imagine. Life is too precious to fly in a helicopter. It’s not worth it.

[VINTAGE @CarSighting]

Being rich is so weird, imagine waking up one morning and thinking ‘hmm, what if I bought a car limited to 6 units today’

[RobotPete of Selwyn! @RobotPete]

I am not a big fan of judging at local car shows. Leave judging to the big shows where people want to be judged by professionals.

At a local show that had judging there were some amazing customs with mile deep paint, new chrome and custom interiors. Rat Rods with cool details, mini trucks. They picked a 7 year old stock Mustang.

What a better way to be sure the hard core car folks don't come to your show next year by picking a stock 7 year old Mustang for best of show.

Here is my tip, lets the kids pick there favourite. Let the adults pick there favourite. Put the votes in a box and count them then you have crowd favourites. Get the sponsors to pick there favourite car, they paid for that privilege so let them pick.

Don't pick a stock car unless it is a classic!

[Bennett's Phylactery @extradeadjcb]

An obscure academic wrote a book in 2004 about how dual income households are a scam & the vast majority of women simply aren't economically productive enough to justify outsourcing childcare, even in dystopian government warehouses

[Curshcavarnicus 𓅊 @DIYMKULTRA]

@proudchossid @bumbadum14 I declined jewish employment before it went mainstream. Wasn’t any money in it back then. Should have held out

[Lukas (computer) (In SF) 🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

Five straight days arguing over whether you should fuck your husband or not

[Curshcavarnicus 𓅊 @DIYMKULTRA]

@flaviusvalens1 @Motor1com Yes actually, the cheaper it is and the more you love it the more of an enthusiast you are and the less of a consumer you become

[jason @jtraub91]

@johnvvariety you don't understand the midwest

[Motor1 @Motor1com]

backseat enthusiast: someone who claims they will buy the manual or the wagon or the base model and then won't

[Luke🏴‍☠️ @LukeTaylorUSA]

Don’t fix it. Just fully refund me what I paid in as a lump sum, tax free and let me have the money that was confiscated from me against my will

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is enough money to cover universal free college for every US student for nearly a decade btw

[luna 🌙 @succubbbitch]

we need proper drug education because it should be common knowledge that ketamine use has the ability to tear the lining of your bladder