DJ Colwell

I’m not at the beach, I’m in a bathtub

[DJ Colwell @DJColwell1]

@rawsalerts What the actual fuck

[DJ Colwell @DJColwell1]

@Osint613 @patrickbetdavid @JDVance Cope cope cope

[DJ Colwell @DJColwell1]

@Osint613 The copium is increasing day by day 😂👍

[Lazgar Lockman; artificer, blacksmith, goofball @Lazgar_lockman]

It's official: buying isnt owning
Which means piracy isn't theft

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[DJ Colwell @DJColwell1]

@TaylorMieSean @_SiiCeeC A late fee isn’t a miscellaneous charge lmao

[DJ Colwell @DJColwell1]

@Osint613 Oh no your forever war might be over boo hoo

[DJ Colwell @DJColwell1]

@KohDenzel34233 @Osint613 He just wants a forever war

[DJ Colwell @DJColwell1]

@WW3_Monitor Yeah almost all of Indy just got SMACKED, first time I’ve ever had to actually go for cover

[DJ Colwell @DJColwell1]

@MenchOsint Genuine question, they use helicopters to shoot down these shaheds in Ukraine from what I’ve seen, how is it even possible for us to lose a helicopter to a shahed?

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

It’s such a perfect metaphor to have something that gives joy to tens of thousands get ruined by one Republican billionaire asshole

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[DJ Colwell @DJColwell1]

@RepMikeRogersAL Treason

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

OBJ is on the Giants.
Yankees are great.
Mets are not great.
Geno is the Jets QB.
Patriots won the AFC.
Spurs are in the NBA Finals.
Rodgers is with McCarthy.
Flacco is still slinging it.
Stafford still got it.
LeBron still got it.
Your childhood ain’t over yet.

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Myles Garrett is on the Rams.
Jared Verse is on the Browns.
Odell Beckham Jr. is on the Giants.
JuJu Smith-Schuster is on the Giants.
Russell Wilson is not in the NFL.

Some random guy slept in really late today and is so damn confused.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

OKC THUNDER LOSE

[DJ Colwell @DJColwell1]

@TicoisTocory @GoatRosters @eamaddennfl @easports this is a BLATANT violation of the first paragraph in your User Agreement and Terms of Service. “Don’t sell your content. Don’t use our game content for commercial purposes”

[DJ Colwell @DJColwell1]

@TicoisTocory @GoatRosters @eamaddennfl @easports this is a BLATANT violation of the first paragraph in your User Agreement and Terms of Service. “Don’t sell your content. Don’t use our game content for commercial purposes”

[DJ Colwell @DJColwell1]

@TicoisTocory @eamaddennfl @easports this is a BLATANT violation of the first paragraph in your User Agreement and Terms of Service. “Don’t sell your content. Don’t use our game content for commercial purposes”

[Hoops @Hoopss]

SGA when he’s not getting foul calls.