dennis

my mom knows karate

[dennis @DJK696]

cursed with a thick neck and a juicy ass

[dennis @DJK696]

everybody stay home for the rest of April and we might get a chance at a summer

[Justin McElroy @j_mcelroy]

25 new cases of #COVID19 announced in British Columbia today.

That's the second lowest number in the last two weeks.

Hospitalizations and active cases are down too.

Today's chart.

[dennis @DJK696]

these polls are anonymous so if ur tired of my shit this is the time to let me know

[dennis @DJK696]

Actual dilemma i’m facing because I feel like I can’t tweet what I want here

[dennis @DJK696]

@ZachmasterBates thank u for ur wisdom

[dennis @DJK696]

woke up with the hiccups this is bs im going back to bed

[dennis @DJK696]

9/10 white guys will agree that whatever you’re talking about is indeed “gas”

[dennis @DJK696]

@grandpa thank u bobby

[dennis @DJK696]

@dogwrld shame

[dennis @DJK696]

@sweatyhairy astronomical gas

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

becoming an actor but only taking roles where i have to put on a bunch of weight and not act

[dennis @DJK696]

@macinlyfraam its the little things

[dennis @DJK696]

pet a dog for like 10 mins today on my walk shit was tight

[dennis @DJK696]

quarantine got me wildin’ n buying things online that won’t be here till June

[dennis @DJK696]

a girl just called me “dennis this mennis” ☠️

[dennis @DJK696]

@grandpa straight gas out of the shadowban

[dennis @DJK696]

@grandpa world of warcraft no debate, go play classic wow

[dennis @DJK696]

@pissboymcgee is it that time already? wow

[wint @dril]

ive flattened the curve over 100 times. what have you pricks been doing