DJ Lujoso

Exotic Retro Vinyl DJ - London. (Bloke, spins gratuitous roots & cult records 'in a fundamentally anti-establishment manner' @ 45 revolutions per minute).

[DJ Lujoso @DJLujoso]

Who was you fiddling when Rome burned?
What was the point?
Why are you here?
When are you going to learn?
Where were you when they came for escapism?
'Life's tough baby... a real struggle... from the womb to the tomb.'
Life is a journey... drive carefully!
https://t.co/u6V2Ke6bCd

[DJ Lujoso @DJLujoso]

Yeah..! https://t.co/ib1mBaDeM8

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@thelefttake Is his bottle OK..?

[Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

🚨BREAKING | Zack Polanski says Greens will NOT work with Labour if Burnham continues to support Israel

Polanski said the genocide in Gaza is a "red line", and that any co-operation with Burnham would be impossible unless he admits Israel is committing genocide

(Via @Guardian)

[DJ Lujoso @DJLujoso]

The real king of t'north...

[Charlie Chuck @cakeyswine]

Are yer watching smokey! Gm in F# Ill tell yer that

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@AmericaRecharge I'd have him patrolling the toilets with a UV light, looking for evidence of cocaine abuse & ultimately cleaning the facilities & leaving them suitable for the next drug users.

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Not my finest moment. I don't yet know how much my mate heard of it but it must've sounded like a scene from the Evil Dead overdubbed with angry junkie atmosphere & the sounds of rotten meat hitting concrete.

[DJ Lujoso @DJLujoso]

My pal just text me. The last time I spoke to him was when I was cycling through the park. Some crackhead walked out in front of me & I ran him over. Next thing I'm surrounded by angry crackheads..! I started swinging the minute one touched me & had to make a tactical withdrawal.

[DJ Lujoso @DJLujoso]

@mishtal Did you forget the inverted crucifix, creepy?
The upside-down Union Jack?

[Larkin ☭ @stonefish1234]

Three cheers for the King says the other taxpayer funded paedo organisation...🥳

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@RedFing75194897 @theLAWMAN18 https://t.co/Uc57LczuA6

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@BRICSinfo Trump is as thick as a Boxing Day shit.

[DJ Lujoso @DJLujoso]

Ecuador..!

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The Germans thought this was gonna be an easy night...

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@theLAWMAN18 Insert the egg, poke it with an umbrella tip to release the runny yolk, dunk your Soviets...

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@theLAWMAN18 Hard boiled, gape cracked quails eggs.

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@theLAWMAN18 @Mofoman360 @LauraLoomer Indeed...

[Larkin ☭ @stonefish1234]

@Sacha_Lord @realDonaldTrump Yeah but the Gallaghers. Let's call it quits eh?..😭

[DJ Lujoso @DJLujoso]

@JeremyVineOn5 Chauffeur service...

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@JeremyVineOn5 This is how these feckless perverts travel. Laid low, up the back.
That's how they like it.
They don't want to travel on trains & buses.
You don't want them on trains & buses.
We don't want them on trains & buses.
BT Police/operators/TFL etc doesn't want them on trains & buses...