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@rayleigh225 @Shadoo_creeture They're just animals. I've handled hundreds of snakes, and sure some species have that dawg in them more than others but they generally only bite humans because they feel threatened.

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@rayleigh225 @Shadoo_creeture we should try giving newborns teeth and neck muscles and see what happens

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@morgan88877 Mushrooms did a similar thing for my marriage as well. Sometimes drugs are good

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@Hard_Panels @rezero779010 @AnimexTwts It's not slow, the main character is just a piece of work.

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@Hard_Panels @rezero779010 @AnimexTwts It depends what you want out of it. It's got a lot of hard-to-watch moments, especially in the first season. But the payoff is worth it

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@frazzlemother @RasberryRazz Fuck off lol, it's very real. It's also a huge turn off for me once it's set in though.

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@OMG_WTF_GTFO @RasberryRazz I've gotten blue balls a few times and for me it's beyond agonizing. Problem is, for me, busting isn't going to help, and going through the motions of sex at that point just makes it hurt more so I've just got to ride it out for the next few hours.

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@CountDankulaTV Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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@pyro411 @Overlord_Gary @EthansTrash79 @Taylordrawsalot Saying firmly that you don't want a romantic relationship but that you value them as a friend isn't "stringing them along". At that point it's up to them to either pull away because they can't handle it, or suck it up and take that person off the list of romantic options.

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@FaiqYasen @100and1guys @Movies_analyst It's genuinely insane to me that this movie flopped. Literally every person I talked to who saw it in theatres loved it

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@Novarcharesk3 @Mayfuel canonically it's because the energy required to keep the light circulating through the crystal creates a very strong pull. In a lot of media they're described as being quite heavy. In some of the comics you can't even pick it up if you aren't able to control the force.

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@ThatBrownDude @spidey_figs Holy moly the John Cena casting was a 10/10 choice

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@jules_aint_shit I've never felt more seen

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@RoblosClownII @twoodlescore Cocky want boing boing ahh

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@aetheriarx Trans Inclusionary Radical Mysogynists rise up

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@gynostate @Etanarachel I can personally assure you blue balls are real. I've never blamed my partners for it though. Once it sets in busting a nut won't save me from the pain anyways so I just have to walk it off for a few hours.

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@joe_brausen @thescottbarber BC would, by definition, not be landlocked. The entire Western border is on the Pacific Ocean.

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@KiKired333 @lavendersodaa The trick is to start using conditioner on it once it gets long. Helps keep the skin moisturized

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@KRB_2K_ @blacknredtext No. The path to happiness is rooted inside you. Getting a girlfriend won't fix anything. If you don't address your issues with therapy/lifestyle changes/(maybe, if necessary) medication you'll just hurt your partner in the long run.