Matt Leonard

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@HillaryClinton @DanMilanoHere rawr

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@HillaryClinton I'd rather have a piece of toast for president and Bernie sanders as that toasts Vice President.

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@HillaryClinton when did you start eating crayons crayons?

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@HillaryClinton wish this was Ancient Greece because you would have been exiled long ago.

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@HillaryClinton when did you first begin snorting eggs?

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@HillaryClinton when I hear your voice I think Draco Malfoy is running for president. #youasnake

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@HillaryClinton one ounce of the worlds worst pasta sauce has more value than your entire life.

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@HillaryClinton if you were a caterpillar instead of a candidate then Trump would not be our next president.

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@HillaryClinton didn't realize sloths could run for president.

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@HillaryClinton get indicted already.

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@HillaryClinton you are living proof there is no God.

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@HillaryClinton what's your favorite crayons crayon color to eat?

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@HillaryClinton At what age did you start eating sandals? #muggle

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@HillaryClinton do you even lift?