David J. Simpson, esq.

Founder & CTO at and Improvisor at @JamesBondImprov

[Alexander Fox @AlexanderFoxEtc]

A name so posh, I instinctively offered it a tithe of my harvest.

[David J. Simpson, esq. @DJSimpson_esq]

Look, I know capitalism has its flaws. But these can’t be the only options.

[Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film @JamesBondImprov]

*NEW SHOW*

Friday 1st March, 7-8pm, Rosemary Branch Theatre

THE improv 007 film. For your eyes only

“Quite simply the funniest show I’ve seen at the Fringe” @edfringe_review

“Brilliantly funny and inventive” David Walliams

🎟️ on sale NOW https://t.co/fKlPyt0DTT

Moneypenny x

[Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film @JamesBondImprov]

**UPCOMING SHOW KLAXON**

We’re back! Brand new cast. Same bulletproof format: THE improvised James Bond movie.

For your eyes only.

Friday September 22nd, 7pm, @RosieBTheatre, Haggerston.

🎟️: https://t.co/fKlPyt0DTT

Moneypenny x

[David J. Simpson, esq. @DJSimpson_esq]

@bestofpugh Clearly the photographer was aiming for a perfectly framed picture of me enjoying a cheeky pint and some celebs got in the way.

[David J. Simpson, esq. @DJSimpson_esq]

There’s me trying to have a quiet pint and instead I’m getting papped. Soho is a ruddy nightmare.

[Best of Florence Pugh @bestofpugh]

Florence Pugh, Andrew Garfield, Phoebe Bridgers, Lucy Dacus and Kate Berlant in London

[David J. Simpson, esq. @DJSimpson_esq]

The rumours floating around MI6 are all true.

[Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film @JamesBondImprov]

Shaken Not Stirred is back! New cast, same bullet-proof format. THE improvised 007 film. For your eyes only.

We welcome @danattfield & David Simpson to MI6. And announce… a brand new show! Fri 22 Sep @RosieBTheatre. Tickets selling already:
https://t.co/fKlPyt0DTT

Moneypenny x

[Shaken Not Stirred: The Improvised James Bond Film @JamesBondImprov]

Shaken Not Stirred is back! New cast, same bullet-proof format. THE improvised 007 film. For your eyes only.

We welcome @danattfield & David Simpson to MI6. And announce… a brand new show! Fri 22 Sep @RosieBTheatre. Tickets selling already:
https://t.co/fKlPyt0DTT

Moneypenny x

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

This is the only pattern of its kind

[David J. Simpson, esq. @DJSimpson_esq]

I’m too scared to tell my family that I won’t be watching the ceremony. Coronation chicken.

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

[Rosemary Branch @RosieBTheatre]

Jack Left Town, the entirely improvised comedy show about a made-up, washed-up rock band. No two shows are ever the same!

All show proceeds go to @Shelter This Saturday, 7.30pm!
https://t.co/eAWJT0W9As

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

🔥🔥 This is an extraordinary outburst from Charles Walker(Tory MP) 🔥🔥

[Andrew Steele @statto]

‘2022 UK Government crisis’ now needs disambiguating on Wikipedia.

[David J. Simpson, esq. @DJSimpson_esq]

@AliceSandersLaw Bloody love it.

[David J. Simpson, esq. @DJSimpson_esq]

Gravy! Carrots! Beef!

That's...

[David J. Simpson, esq. @DJSimpson_esq]

@JWillgoose_Esq Ah, it was at a magical midnight Glastonbury set that I discovered that @psb_wriggles and I share a birthday!

[David J. Simpson, esq. @DJSimpson_esq]

Call me old fashioned but I've always been a mouth-first kinda guy.

[David J. Simpson, esq. @DJSimpson_esq]

@abbigail_rose @jesslynnrose Strong agree. We just give loads of PTO (6 weeks) and pay a £60 bonus for every day that you take. If you don't take your PTO you don't get your bonus. Sends a clear message that we genuinely want you to take time off!