god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩

I’m not a DJ but I am a menace. why are you taking me seriously I didn’t ask you to do that 🦂📍chicago

[god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @DJSlizzard]

my friend is at a fancy wedding in NYC and I absolutely lost my mind at this shrimp luge. so unsettling

[god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @DJSlizzard]

@ohxshelbs Do you have any lawyer friends that can help? Write a scary letter maybe. Or some kind of support or backup?

[god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @DJSlizzard]

@prized_idiot_ oh no

[god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @DJSlizzard]

@ohxshelbs Girl the way I want to fly to LA just to strong arm your POS ex into giving the dog back

[the destitute imbecile @mangomishap]

Dominos delivery tracker just sent me a picture of my dick i've never seen before

[god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @DJSlizzard]

@eurotrashsash @wantthepfunk @dhe3g So rewarding when you finally got to the smiley face though!

[la chusma @prollyhighaf]

Hey during my pap the doctor said “some women experience spotting after this but I can already tell you won’t, you’ll be fine” ??? She calling my pussy a big ol tough street cat???

[god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @DJSlizzard]

China is really fucking cool. completely different experiencing the country vs reading about it (especially with all the misinfo in the states lol). And the food has been great everywhere but I am so homesick for a bagel and a Chicago dog and chix ceez wrap and my fave sushi and

[god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @DJSlizzard]

@STURSlA ur so real for this I literally adore her she’s not in enough

[Joe Clark @JoeClarkChicago]

Really great overview of the state of the jazz scene in Chicago. Rare to have the more remote corners covered in the press like this!
https://t.co/FUzqq0Z8yM

[Whacktose Intolerant @MillyTamarez]

What do you mean Bryan Johnson is doing his weird science shit on his girlfriend but its probably the most comprehensive and highly funded research in women's health and he is probably going to cure endometriosis ?????

[god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @DJSlizzard]

@RllyCoolAndNice they should have named it block your mother in your honor

[Three-Eyed Raisin @GulagJamun_]

Favorite guy on Instagram right now is this old dude who posts POV videos of you getting violently murdered and then sometimes plays Jazz

[🦾SJOD🦾 @sjodomy]

i did it first

[god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @DJSlizzard]

@RllyCoolAndNice I applauded u to be fair 💜my brave king

[god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @DJSlizzard]

@sjodomy wright. (Edgar Wright) ha ha get it

[god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @DJSlizzard]

@BigTucsonDad omg

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

A career in 45 Sec

[p03tism 💾🌱 @p03tism]

.@Target are yall fucking serious

[god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @DJSlizzard]

Unfortunately I will always squeal like a lil pig at Grogu bc ultimately I’m kinda cringe

[Variety @Variety]

Grogu walks the red carpet at “The Mandalorian and Grogu” premiere in LA

[god's bathroom floor ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @DJSlizzard]

@endofanerajc @sandlerverse Omg omg omg please please rent and watch it im begging you !!!!!