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The New York Times raves, ''Confusing and offensive...'' ''There were [...] words, [...] yes...''

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

It’s funny, motocross at the White House is, like, fine with me. But here’s an example of something that is genuinely unforgivable but that a lot of people seem to have moved right past.

[Paul Schofield @pschofie79]

From when our son was four. The kids were supposed to say “I love my mom more than ice cream” or something, and the teacher seemed to have some misplaced sense of journalistic integrity and just recorded his response.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

why would housing prices continue to rise if you're deporting undocumented immigrants? i was told they're the reason why housing prices are high.

[Alan Eyre @AlanEyre1]

“Although President Donald Trump says he has ‘destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military Capability’, the 0% that remains is playing havoc with the global economy.”
-The Economist

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

[(Subtext) (NOT a Parody Account) @DJTomanelli]

@SBMTGDev @TheZachkAttack Still love and watch your content! But it's my only connection to Standard at the moment. (4/2, whoops, don't number posts unless you've actually said everything you want to)

[(Subtext) (NOT a Parody Account) @DJTomanelli]

@SBMTGDev @TheZachkAttack I guess I don't think TMNT is any worse than Spider Man (or FF or Marvel or Star Trek or the Hobbit), but I care even less about TMNT than Spider Man (whose movies / comics I at least like). Same reason Star Trek is going to be a skip for me, even in limited.

[(Subtext) (NOT a Parody Account) @DJTomanelli]

@TheZachkAttack @SBMTGDev A lot of the food cards in Eldraine were flavor misses for me since they felt in tension with the tone of other elements, but the pizza cards are more severely immersion breaking for me. Like I just won't play a card game with a "guac and marshmallow pizza" in a mainline set

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

I’m sorry but this seems like TDS if the president says SCOTUS is compromised we have to trust he is basing that on credible intel so the next president will have no choice but to remove all 9 justices to maintain the integrity of the court.

[(Subtext) (NOT a Parody Account) @DJTomanelli]

@SBMTGDev I don't think anyone would blame you if you took more time! Your emotional wellbeing shouldn't be a casualty of WotC's non-stop hype churn. Besides, I don't know anyone excited by the Turtles, but my bubble isn't the world

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

The president is threatening to sue Trevor Noah over a joke.

Seems like the comedy podcasters who backed Trump out of concerns about free speech threats to their industry maybe have missed the target slightly. #LegalizeComedy

[Air Budd Dwyer @MisterBrendan]

[holding my infant, a miracle beyond words] God I hate non-white people so much

[Eric Levitz @EricLevitz]

It's obviously true that *some* on the left put reflexive anti-Westernism above their ostensible humanitarian values.

But it's also totally rational to spend more energy protesting atrocities that your government supports than ones that it opposes.

[(Subtext) (NOT a Parody Account) @DJTomanelli]

@jaycaspiankang Why would anyone pick Isaac Newton in this analogy? Just a generic smart person. What do he and Rubio have in common? If he thought so highly of Rubio wouldn't he have picked like... a famous lawyer or orator or diplomat?

[Trill Clinton @aStatesman]

They will look you dead in the face and say J6 rioters with guns, poles, bats, etc were patriots, but an ER Nurse with a camera and a registered firearm was a domestic terrorist.

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Every Democratic member of Congress should be on a plane to Minneapolis right now to join the people protesting in the streets. Federal elected officials should physically place themselves between the public and these dangerous thugs sent to terrorize this American city.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Fuck you, you lying piece of fascist shit.