Dillon

[august @regularaugust]

When you turn 30, you’re only allowed to listen to “LCD Soundsystem” and the “Pokémon Gold and Silver Soundtrack”

[Dillon @DJ_40k]

@jerkus110 @brianchaley *Swedgin

[shaurya @shauseth]

do you think genghis khan had a dashboard to give him operational insights

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

The Pacific Northwest would save my life but I need to stay here and hold it down for Ohio

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[Dillon @DJ_40k]

@lopezfielitz @jakewoolf Get one. You won’t regret it

[Dillon @DJ_40k]

@willmenaker

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

I believe that 🗣️
-Connor O'Malley's new video is extremely funny
-OBAA is a great film that I dearly loved
-Dr. Robby is a good man and a good boss

[john @johnsemley3000]

you undeserving slobs should be savouring every precious millisecond of Connor O’Malley comedy dripped into your troughs like the precious ambrosia it is!

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[⁹ @rkila_]

@greerdraws DEATH GRIPS IS BACK
MAMDANI IS MAYOR
GOD IS GOOD

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Your being manipulated

[Dillon @DJ_40k]

@bigrackspart7

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

“YOUR BEING MANIPULATED”

[Dillon @DJ_40k]

@reservoirdougs Literally- Mike’s story is showing that the system is broken in all the ways the protests describe. It also is making the point that meaningful change will not be made by sitting down or by uploading TikToks.

[Dillon @DJ_40k]

@icmpressure It would be nice if you took not being a piece of shit seriously.

[Dillon @DJ_40k]

@coopercooperco Started watching 5 weeks in, pretty sure your tweet is what convinced me to check it out. It’s nice to be part of the zeitgeist for once

[NASA @NASA]

Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.

In memory of David Lynch, we will continue to explore the otherworldly and the unknown. We will focus not on the loss, but on what we gained from the years we shared this planet with you. We will see you in our dreams.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Kill one person and you’re a murderer, kill 100,000 and you’re “increasing shareholder value”