Nick

GMU Biodefense Alum. Movies, football, global health and other non-contentious subjects. Upon Further Review @DegenTweets

[Nick @DJ_Guarantee]

I shoot Fuji because I don’t have to edit the photos #fujifilm #myfuji #fuji #dc

[Nick @DJ_Guarantee]

@AgeofNapoleon @KKriegeBlog He ends his thread hawking his new book, he's just looking for years old posts to glob on to tangentially related niche subjects

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

this photography is purposefully mocking. if conservatives actually cared about art they would know this lol.

[Nick @DJ_Guarantee]

Highly recommend going to a play during a playoff football game between two teams you hate and never looking at updates for 6 hours

[Sky Marchini @rhcm123]

POV: you are Pete Hegseth on your first day at work in the Pentagon

[mister employed again @Forever_Wario]

Look at my party leader dawgggg

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

You've got dozens of Democrats voting to help Trump detain more migrants & then you've got individuals like this Bishop putting it on the line, getting millions across America to see the basic moral stakes of this moment. The people in charge of the Democratic Party are so weak!!

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

I don’t think it’s really a question of “whether to leave the Democratic Party” when it’s becoming clear said Party has decided to move on from even its pretense of doing politics. They’ve left us! Awhile go. Aeons even.

[Josh Lewis @thejoshl]

Challengers not being on here is crazy.

[Alex Taliadoros @AlexCTaliadoros]

“at food distribution outside a church”

[Nick @DJ_Guarantee]

@fuckinalpamare @willmenaker This also leaves out the part that she drives her stolen taxi to the airport, goes to Peru for a few days, flies back, and then continues to drive the taxi upon her return

[Nick @DJ_Guarantee]

Can we please not do Harry Potter resistance again this time?

[michaela ⸆⸉ - cbus 🩷☁️ @michaelaswift13]

he’s literally signing all these executive orders like umbridge rn

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

[Bishop tells the President to be kind and merciful to the vulnerable]
Republicans:

[Nick @DJ_Guarantee]

@JFrankensteiner That’s fucking crazy, man

[Chris Wade @saywhatagain]

Bringing it back home

[Nick @DJ_Guarantee]

Why does this read like a Trump tweet?

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

This is not on @Lj_era8. He did his job. Unfortunately, the great Mark Andrews — who hasn’t lost a fumble since 2019, and doesn’t drop passes — got stripped for a fumble and then dropped the 2-pt conversion that would’ve tied the game with under 2 min left. Tragic! Absolutely Tragic

[Nick @DJ_Guarantee]

@HitFactoryPod Changing the pronunciation of my last name as I transition from actor (English, dumb) to director (French, an intellectual)

[Nick @DJ_Guarantee]

Having two cookies & a coke in honor of the king

[Variety @Variety]

Director-writer David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like “Blue Velvet” and “Mulholland Drive” and network television with “Twin Peaks,” has died. He was 78. https://t.co/T2GOao28ux

[Nick @DJ_Guarantee]

Red Derby use to have $1 Natty Boh’s for happy hour and I can’t tell you how formative an experience that was

[Leigh Giangreco @LeighGiangreco]

This was peak DC in the 2010s.
You’d go to a happy hour, then somehow end up dancing at El Centro’s basement in business casual, then get Jumbo Slice after. Broke millennials supported a whole economy!

[Nick @DJ_Guarantee]

@Nate_Tice Clipping the full quote about what kind of WRs they want etc. is very on brand for sparking hot take responses