Shchthphlormxe

Theres a lot more to making music than being good at it

[kLL sMTH @kLLsMTHmusic]

I seem ok but deep down I miss NastyNasty

[DJ TWÎTTER ❌ @TheDisgruntldDJ]

Take a look around. If everyone else in the spot is dancing, singing, and having an overall good time, the LAST thing you need to do is request a song from the DJ.

Stop trying to make the vibe about you.

[Ooga into Mickman into Ternion Sound @oogamusic]

i love speaker. Big speakers are good. Floor shake. Ooga booga

[keegan @FranziaMom]

a lot of people are like “everything i like is good.” not me. i like a lot of shit that fucking sucks. i love it.

[Shchthphlormxe @DJ_I_Cite]

@DJCEEB_ Me, and I freaking wish there was a better way. iTunes was solid, apple music is abysmal for dj purposes

[Shchthphlormxe @DJ_I_Cite]

@cardboardjonny @hillmont_drive @CFThomas2 @madisontayt_ Yup

[Shchthphlormxe @DJ_I_Cite]

One unicersal truth is that if any camera is rolling long enough, eventually @pattonoswalt will enter frame

[Effin @EffinOfficial]

imagine your favorite EDM song. now imagine instead of a “drop” it had a fat guitar riff. now imagine instead of some cheesy vocal chop it was a guy singing about how he was driving a train - all while high on cocaine. a bit better isn’t it?

[Effin @EffinOfficial]

no amount of sound design, mixing, mastering, music theory, or software will ever make you as influential as A Weird Guy Who Makes Dope Beats

[Shchthphlormxe @DJ_I_Cite]

THIS GUYS CHIEFIN A BASS OVA HEYA

[Shchthphlormxe @DJ_I_Cite]

@DjNocturnal That's your own responsibility

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

OTT the world

[Shchthphlormxe @DJ_I_Cite]

Your cat is kneeding so many biscuits because it's tax season and those are write-offs

[Shchthphlormxe @DJ_I_Cite]

@MyFavoriteDJ Guarantee you that artist wants you to tell people

[Shchthphlormxe @DJ_I_Cite]

@brotherbearboi Still seething at being confronted with the reality that a mortal can command such steeze

[chef 🅱️oyarthinkbreak @chef_boyarbeatz]

ur afraid to commit to the bit

i am a bit

we are not the same

[Shchthphlormxe @DJ_I_Cite]

@EffinOfficial French baddadan be like

Nobody badder than oui

[Annabel Ross @annabel_ross]

at a good gig, DJing is basically a state of being continually affirmed & validated by large numbers of people. Their cheering & dancing tells you you've made another great choice & executed it well, & this typically lasts at least two hours. No wonder there are so many out there

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

instead of banning tiktok how about you ban the zoning laws that are ticking up rents and making us tok about affordable housing