Dj Collins

Gamer. Writer. Whiskey drinker. Cigar smoker. Comedy lover. Check out my 1st published piece of Flash Fiction!

[Dj Collins @DJayCollins]

If you're reading this, then please take a few more minutes to read my 1st Flash Fiction story! Only 99 cents! https://t.co/QLEb4gJRtS

[Dj Collins @DJayCollins]

Never Forget...

6/14/25, MN Rep Melissa Hortman & husband were killed & State Sen John Hoffman & wife Yvette were seriously injured in a separate but related attack.

Sen Mike Lee posted:

“This is what happens When Marxists don't get their way”
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“Nightmare on Waltz Street”

[Dj Collins @DJayCollins]

@FOXSports Hey...where is the POSSESSION marker in this game?! #chicagobears

[Dj Collins @DJayCollins]

Primum non nocere https://t.co/EYdKeHcRJC via @DJayCollins

[John Cusack @johncusack]

The greed is almost a legendary comic trope - one fun fact - when I was a youngin- I did a film (with a boom box ) and somehow I got points - net not gross.
Never expected to see any money - but the film became quite famous - so about 10 years ago - I looked again at the financial statements they were obligated to report - and to my shock - they claimed they had LOST 44 million dollars on the film -
I thought wow , I almost bankrupted Fox! ( not really )
The film cost about 13 million to make - and money spent to release was minimal at the time - 30 years in - that film lost millions every year ! A neat accounting trick don’t ya think ?

[Dj Collins @DJayCollins]

Words to LITERALLY LIVE by when you are dealing with shit!

[Cree Summer @IAmCreeSummer]

“ We Are The Weirdos Mister” 🏴‍☠️ ⁦@RachelTrue⁩ & I will be at #blerdcon ⁦@blerdconDC⁩ July7-9 🏴‍☠️ Come get some

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@NickSwisher Big love from The Chi! Show London how that Dirty 30 do!

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@IAmCreeSummer @RachelTrue @blerdconDC If you're near the ATL 7/21-23 pls give the 2nd annual Urban Nerd Con some ❤️! Love you both! #GrumpyOldNerds

[Cree Summer @IAmCreeSummer]

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[Dj Collins @DJayCollins]

Spider-Man moves quickly across the #SpiderVerse. Can you? Find hidden icons in the trailer 4 a chance 2 win $500 in tix thru #AtomTickets, then go see @SpiderVerse exclusively in movie theaters June 2! @atomtickets #TMobileTuesdays https://t.co/XEs0fHdg1B via @useek_official

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@idriselba My bad, bruh. I listened to the noise. I know I have no bizness listening to other MFs talk about shit that I love! Fallen Sun was masterful and Luther is mah Dude! Sorry, I waited but I'll be 1st in line for the next!

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#JohnWick is fast on the draw. Are you? Find the icons hidden in the trailer for a chance to win $1000 in movies from #AtomTickets. Play now & see @johnwickmovie in theaters March 24! @atomtickets #TMobileTuesdays #useek https://t.co/kRahEH9seP via @useek_official

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I think I see a lawsuit coming after that Original Score award! #Oscars2023 #Stolen #WeKnowDem3NotesWhenWeHearEm
Mystikal - Here I Go https://t.co/hmNjj6r2Bp via @YouTube

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DEON COLE on the 1's and 2's #JustAKidFromTheChi #chrisrocklive

[Netflix @netflix]

#ChrisRockLive TONIGHT at 10pm ET/ 7pm PT.
Don’t miss what Chris Rock will say in the first comedy special to stream LIVE on Netflix. https://t.co/D3D9t9hidd

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Same.

#NBAAllStar #NBADunkContest #Sims

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"Those stats are pretty close." Does this MF not know the word "Exact"?! #SuperBowlLVII

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I discovered my Patronus is a Siberian Cat. Find yours with @wizardingworld https://t.co/siyAE2XRQL #ExpectoPatronum

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Brandon Tsay, who disarmed the Monterey Park gunman, attends State of the Union address.

President Biden: "He saved lives. It’s time we do the same. Ban assault weapons now. Ban them now. Once and for all." https://t.co/gHfsOWPUPJ