Oli

Not a real dj.

[Oli @DJdefibrillator]

@united it has been 30 days and nothing.

[Oli @DJdefibrillator]

@united would you like to hear a story about how your team in #Delhi coerced, lied and with the exception of one frazzled agent showed an absolute lack of concern after you overbooked #UA3011?

[Oli @DJdefibrillator]

After a flight change in Amsterdam I make it home around 30 hours later than planned. I would like to thank @KLM and @Delta for making my return home possible and for your parts enjoyable.

[Oli @DJdefibrillator]

@elonmusk 66.666% of significant digits are misunderstood.

[Oli @DJdefibrillator]

@united Sure, have a read over the thread now.