Connivery Dives

Music maker, dreamer of dreams, eater of burritos. Cunning, inquisitive, greedy, well-armoured, but not overly bold. Of ancient and imperial lineage. 🐉

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@johnniecaliente @JayJurden He forgot to finish the sentence: "enthusiastically participate in sex with me"

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A law governs my existence that states, "You may possess the power to parallel perfectly, but only if you're the only person in the car. There are no exceptions."

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@TheToddWilliams Me definitely ignoring that their dicks are touching

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Me trying to enjoy the in-person aspect of classes when the student vaccination rate at UMD is hovering at 50%
https://t.co/D6S3DYuCp7

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ROOOOOOOXAAAAANE

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Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your resume?
Me: It was then that I carried you

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I've successfully avoided a real commute since 2016, thanks to my local bus and trusty one-speed bike. Today I had to drive to my first in-person class as a grad student and, dear god, the standstill traffic. It made me 20 minutes late and broke me spiritually. #collegelife

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Hey @ConanOBrien - I drew my D&D character (Samborn Simmersworth, local nobleman and all-around great guy) and he inadvertently ended up looking like you. Binging your podcast has apparently corrupted my subconscious. My D&D bud said his face was "perfectly punchable." 🙂

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@Home_Halfway Hope things have turned around by now. But I just want to share that when I was 5, I broke my mom's Brambly Hedge teacup set by throwing a stuffed animal around indoors. 21 years later today, I was able to afford the exact same set on Ebay to surprise her on her birthday. :-)

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@UMPublicAffairs @UMich @MichiganDNR Big Flappo Jr

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@karissa_tjet @UMPublicAffairs @UMich @MichiganDNR this is the only correct answer.

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"Now we are all past this. We are too weak. We dream when we are awake and when we dream we think we are awake. Night and day come and go, and we mistake one for another." - Arthur Machen, The Coming of the Terror

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Opinion: Calamity Coyote is the cutest Tiny Toon

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@TheAnimaniacs I have been working on my collection :-) @theanimaniacs #animaniacs #FanArtFriday

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I drew Yakko Warner today! A bit of a blend between the 1993 and 2020 styles. Looney Tunes always made me want to be an animator, I guess you can't kill the dreamer in me

@yakkopinky notice me senpai 🥺

@TheAnimaniacs #Animaniacs #fanart

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@MagicRealismBot This is the kind of dream I deserve

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@warevolf Dante never mentioned anything about this.

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Not ashamed to say that my current emotional palate cleanser is random moments of Yakko Warner being a protective big brother to Wakko and Dot

@TheAnimaniacs #Animaniacs

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Now that @TheAnimaniacs is back, the urge to ignore any update on current events that doesn't come from Yakko Warner's lips is nearly impossible to resist.