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I wish the world was truly flat because I'd yeet myself right the fuck off the side of it - crazymotherrunner

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Me to my family trying to visit me at home two days before my covid shot.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

(1/X) I wanted to do another quick thing about the NYT's sane-washing of Trump and how it relates to similar things I have seen at work. I want to restrict to the Times here because while other outlets sane-wash too...

[Waleed Shahid 🪬 @_waleedshahid]

Voting isn’t about a declaration of faith—it’s about finding the coalition that can carry your struggle forward. It’s about leveraging what you have to make the change you seek, even when the choices feel flawed.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Is the average US citizen actually this dumb? God help us

[Karen Smith 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @karen1smith1]

Progressives are trying to gaslight you, intentionally or not, into blaming Biden and Harris for the execution of Marcellus Williams. They had no power to do anything. Zero. You know who did have power? The leftists who didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton.

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@SER1897 @MalcolmNance Can we also admit that considering trumps weight, dietary habits, and mental deterioration, more likely than not Vance will be taking over the presidency within 4 years if they are elected?

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Jeez I thought I was close at 27 Miles

[vo @vanillaopinions]

this is crazy

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@ChrisCillizza @Olivianuzzi We probably could unify the republican and democrats by our unified hatred of the press

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@babigonice Most criminally underutilized ff character

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@JazzLikesToGame @SquareEnix @finalfantasyxvi I really want to watch streamers who have never played it before to get their first reactions to the two best boss fights in my mind (T & B)

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@SkyKniight Best ff couple (period)

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@KERR0N That being said 16 is in my top 5: (1) 6 (2) 16 (3) X (4) 7 and (5) 8

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@KERR0N It's an incredible story and the voice acting and music are amazing. If you want traditions ff jrpg - then I'd recommend 6 being your first. As it is 16 is thematically a ff game but gameplay is more action lite.

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@riceid @Olivianuzzi I'd say she's not gonna sleep with you but hey...considering her track record, anything's possible

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@michelle_byoung

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@marche_rabbit @ElysianFields_0 @malphier See on a visceral level I agree her death felt anticlimactic but if you really think about it - she did get her comeuppance. Every plodding move she did, she did to have a heir she deemed worthy. As far as she knew before her death, he was real and he was ripped from her by Dion.

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@SkylerforNY @RookieCityCop Also complimented another billionaire about how great he was at threatening union workers

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@JeremiahDJohns @BuildToReWild My cringe take is we need to get rid of or revamp primaries. My more earnest take is we need to institute rank choice voting nationally.

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@realworldrj "Free speech for me but not for thee."

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@AnthonyMKreis (To be clear - making a joke and not actually admonishing you)

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@AnthonyMKreis Sir, this is the internet...there are (likely) several million people who will take this tweet seriously